Oprano needs a new name....

[Winetalk.com]

should we call it:
1) Text Links Central (TLC)
or
2) Hosting Text Links Central?
;-)))

[Carrie]

YahoOprano?

[Winetalk.com]

Carrie,
I am laughing my ass off!

The other day Pornkings ran poll on GFY which board webmasters visit and Oprano got no votes...

there are 40 GFYers on Oprano NOW checking about the board they never visit
;-)))

I guess I just popped their cherries
;-)))

[pimpdog]

I think joe pays his adult.com employees to monitor the internet to make sure nobody is telling the truth about him.. his ears must be ringing all day long...

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Originally posted by pimpdog@Mar 3 2003, 07:27 PM
I think joe pays his adult.com employees to monitor the internet to make sure nobody is telling the truth about him.. his ears must be ringing all day long...
Pimpdog,
whaever you can find about Joe,
post it here:
http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s...5c1&act=SF&f=10 (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?s=8e97b47e48bad04ce10dfccff0cba5c1&act=SF&f=10)

I couldn't find a single story about him so far...

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Mar 3 2003, 07:18 PM
there are 40 GFYers on Oprano NOW checking about the board they never visit
;-)))

I guess I just popped their cherries
;-)))
Well hell, in THAT case...

:bwave: Hey GFYers! Show us yer tits!

40 cherries at once? :wnw:
I think that might be a new world record

[Sword]

I think it should be:

SergeLovesYou.Com

Welcoming all newbies with open arms (and multiple pics of Serge's private parts).

:P :P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Sword@Mar 3 2003, 07:44 PM
I think it should be:

SergeLovesYou.Com

Welcoming all newbies with open arms (and multiple pics of Serge's private parts).

:P :P
Sword,
in 3 weeks you'll be ablke to buy my private parts on Ebay...
signed with cert of authenticity
;-)

[RawAlex]

I was going to suggest:

http://anythingforabuck.com/

but someone already registered that one...

http://canIgetanotherpaidlink.com

might work out...

or...

http://webmasteradtown.com

but I'm just fishing!

Alex

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Alex,
I have a news for you...
you'll be pushing porn 'till you die...

you'll be older than Dusty and still talk about how many scruples you have and how many brain cells of yours were lost on Oprano...

[originalheather]

The Opranos..could be a new TV show. I like the name.

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Originally posted by originalheather@Mar 3 2003, 09:12 PM
The Opranos..could be a new TV show. I like the name.
Heather,
we got C&D from the Law Office in NY...

[RawAlex]

Ahhh... Serge, you curse me so :D

porngumbo.com

webmastergumbo.com

thegumbo.com



I dunno... something like that :-)

Alex

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Originally posted by RawAlex@Mar 3 2003, 10:05 PM
Ahhh... Serge, you curse me so :D

porngumbo.com

webmastergumbo.com

thegumbo.com



I dunno... something like that :-)

Alex
Alex, we have meeting with AI on Thursday and we'll discuss all options,
including a legal fight with Times Warner

we take donations from TRUE Opranoids to keep the name the same

[RawAlex]

A legal fight with Time Warner, especially if properly promoted, could be very interesting indeed... you might want to prepare a "surfer friendly" front page if that's the case, and work on the PR part of the job...

Alex

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Originally posted by RawAlex@Mar 3 2003, 10:21 PM
A legal fight with Time Warner, especially if properly promoted, could be very interesting indeed... you might want to prepare a "surfer friendly" front page if that's the case, and work on the PR part of the job...

Alex
alex,
PR is good but first we need money..
we are sending all registered Oprano members invoices for $100 on April 1st

[cj]

oprano no more?!

oh well

thegumbo.com it is!!

:rolleyes:

[originalheather]

we are sending all registered Oprano members invoices for $100 on April 1st

Perfect day for it...:D

[originalheather]

assholescentral.com :D

[Winetalk.com]

so far, MikeAI has inclination towards TheOnionAI.com
we shall see

I personally like
SergeJunction.com

[cj]

what about

dontgofuckyourself.com

[Sword]

WTF? I thought this was a joke, not a serious thread. Or am I just being gullible?

If you are serious, Opra is an actual word, and so is No. So maybe rename the site Opra No and keep the same domain!

:okthumb:



Last edited by Sword at Mar 3 2003, 10:52 PM

[Sword]

Originally posted by cj@Mar 3 2003, 10:45 PM
what about

dontgofuckyourself.com
:lol: :lol: :wnw:

Now that is a good one!!

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Originally posted by cj@Mar 3 2003, 10:45 PM
what about

dontgofuckyourself.com
I like that!!
but to satisfy Mike's and my egos
it gotta be something like:

dontgoSERGEfuckyourselfMIKEAI.com

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Originally posted by Sword@Mar 3 2003, 10:46 PM
WTF? I thought this was a joke, not a serious thread. Or am I just being gullible?

If you are serious, Opra is an actual word according, and so is No. So maybe rename the site Opra No and keep the same domain!

:okthumb:
I 'd rather deal with Time Warner than PMSing Oprah
;-))

[PornoDoggy]

ugottbefuckingkiddingme.com?

[Naomi]

welovenewbies.com ?

[Danielle]

Lets see... Hmmmm Serge is involved.... :)

How about ......

goatsRus.com ?

Hugs,
Danielle

:hic:

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Originally posted by Danielle@Mar 4 2003, 06:07 AM
Lets see... Hmmmm Serge is involved.... :)

How about ......

goatsRus.com ?

Hugs,
Danielle

:hic:
won't fly...
Mike will get jelous,
we need to put his name there too!

[photogregg]

CockHolstersIntoCash.com

CHIC

[sarah_webinc]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Mar 3 2003, 04:18 PM
Carrie,
I am laughing my ass off!

The other day Pornkings ran poll on GFY which board webmasters visit and Oprano got no votes...

there are 40 GFYers on Oprano NOW checking about the board they never visit
;-)))

I guess I just popped their cherries
;-)))
didn't see the poll or I would have voted for yah ;)

[jimmyf]

informationday

[Almighty Colin]

Domains are overrated. How about an IP number?

[JR]

how about inawah-teena.com

its an ancient Cherokee phrase that means
"he who challenges from the left, gets beat down by the right"

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Originally posted by JR@Mar 4 2003, 10:04 AM
how about inawah-teena.com

its an ancient Cherokee phrase that means
"he who challenges from the left, gets beat down by the right"
no teens, please!
;-)))

[Torone]

How about The Winner?

The hulk of a man with a beer in is hand
Looked like a drunk old fool
And I knew if I hit him right
Why I could knock him off-a that stool
But ever'body they said "Watch out,
Hey, that's Tiger Man McCool"
He's had a whole lot of fights
And he's always come out a WINNER

Yea!, he's A WINNER.

But I'd had myself about five too many
And I walked up tall and proud
I faced his back and I faced the fact
That he had never stooped or bowed
I said, "Tiger Man, you're a pussycat"
And a hush fell on the crowd
I said let's you and me go outside and see
Who's A WINNER.

Well, he gripped the bar with one big hairy hand
And he braced against the wall
He slowly looked up from his beer
My God, that man was tall
He said boy, I see you're a scrapper
So just before you fall
I'm gonna tell you just a little
'Bout what it means to be A WINNER.

He said "Now you see these bright white smiling teeth
You know they ain't my own
Mine rolled away like chicklets
Down the street in San Antone
But I left that person, cursin'
Nursin' seven broken bones
And he, uh, only broke, uh, three of mine
That makes me THE WINNER."

He said "Now behind this grin, I got steel pins
That holds my jaw in place
A trophy of my most successful
Motorcycle race
And each morning when I wake and touch
This scar across my face
It reminds me of all I got
by being A WINNER."

"Now this broken back was a dying act
Of a handsome Harry Clay
That sticky Cincinnati night
I stole his wife away
But that woman she gets uglier
And she gets meaner every day
But I got her, boy
that's what makes me A WINNER

He said "You gotta speak loud when you challenge me son
'Cause it's hard for me to hear
With this twisted neck and these migrane pains
And this big old cauliflower ear
And if it wasn't for this glass eye of mine
Why, I'd shed a happy tear
To think of all you're gonna get
By being A WINNER."

I got ar-th-rit-ic elbows, son
I got dislocated knees
From pickin' fights with thunderstorms
And chargin' into trees
And my nose's been broke so often
I might lose it if I sneeze
And son, you say you
still wanna be A WINNER."

"Now you remind me a lot of my younger days
With your knuckles a-clenchin' white
But boy, I'm gonna sit right here
And sip this beer all night
And if there's somethin' that you gotta gain or prove
by winnin' some silly fight
Well, OK, I quit, I lose
You're THE WINNER."

Oh, I stumbled from that barroom
Not so tall and not so proud
And behind me I still hear
the hoots and laughter of the crowd
But my eyes still see and my nose still works
And my teeth are still in my mouth
And you know, I guess that
Makes me THE WINNER.
:agrin:

[Forest]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Mar 3 2003, 07:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Mar 3 2003, 07:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Sword@Mar 3 2003, 10:46 PM
WTF? I thought this was a joke, not a serious thread. Or am I just being gullible?

If you are serious, Opra is an actual word according, and so is No. So maybe rename the site Opra No and keep the same domain!

:okthumb:
I 'd rather deal with Time Warner than PMSing Oprah
;-))[/b][/quote]
where's the beeeef?

[LadyMischief]

How about boardwhoresannonymous.com

Sounds fitting, don't you think, Serge? :P

[sarettah]

Fight and keep the name Oprano............

There is no way that someone can come here and think that they are on a site somehow connected to "That TV Show".

If the name has to go, and we need to feed a russian ego and an american ego with the new name, then I reccomend either:

sergeandmike.com

or

Mikeandserge.com

or

SergedoesMike.com

or

MikedoesSerge.com

You two can battle out who gets to be the bottom boy.....

[TheEnforcer]

I say we call it.....

Serge's Playground!!

[T-Rav]

this is a publicity stunt by Serge...i can smell it from here...

it smells just like Bull Shit :D