Board Whores / Program Promoters Competition

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and we'll vote who has the most creative one!

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here goes mine:

Brad Shaw never had herpis (http://cotac.com/brad.html)
and Serge ALWAYS tells the truth.

[originalheather]

Is there going to be a prize for most lame promoter? If so, I'm a shoe-in! :P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by originalheather@Feb 27 2003, 11:06 AM
Is there going to be a prize for most lame promoter? If so, I'm a shoe-in! :P
yes, it will be a prize...
The Best Female Board Whore will be featured in the next upcoming Oprano Flash Movie!

[Brad Mitchell]

Oh Serge.... Didn't you know that you're supposed to have SinTalk phone sex lines like the rest of the big boys? You need to replace those lines! lol

:nyanya:

Brad



Last edited by SinEmpire at Feb 27 2003, 08:47 AM

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Originally posted by SinEmpire@Feb 27 2003, 11:47 AM
Oh Serge.... Didn't you know that you're supposed to have SinTalk phone sex lines like the rest of the big boys? You need to replace those lines! lol

:nyanya:

Brad
Brad,
I had them since 1996...brings $300 a month steady, with no work or traffic,
'why bother?
;-)))

[Brad Mitchell]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Feb 27 2003, 09:04 AM
Brad,
I had them since 1996...brings $300 a month steady, with no work or traffic,
'why bother?
;-)))
...because I'm a nice guy? :awinky:

Based on my experience that $300 with your other sponsor would be a larger figure with my program. Besides! I've got much more interesting vanities than LICK and SLUT... (lol)

:bjump:

Brad

[Winetalk.com]

Brad,
I am game.....
send me e-mail and I'll put it on,
I love phone sex $$$
;-))

[Brad Mitchell]

Wow, that was cool. What just happened? hehehe :blink:

...sending email... thanks!

Brad

[pimpdog]

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EDIT: Cause lisa made me fix my grammar!



Last edited by pimpdog at Feb 28 2003, 01:20 AM

[*KK*]

Hmmm, ok, here's mine

Serge is right (http://cotac.com/brad.html).

[sextoyking]

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that ok?

[hershie]

have a look at my content
why, just because. :bwave:

[DrGuile]

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[drunkdollars]

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[Julene]

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[Forest]

Originally posted by Julene@Feb 28 2003, 10:15 AM
what the fuck is balloon fetish ?

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hahahaha

I love that fetish

My girls have like 4 regular customers that pay them 3.99 for solo girl
4.99 for g/g Per Minute to watch and listen to them pop ballons.
and one of the guys even calls in @ 1.00 per minute so he can direct them

No nudity just ballons

God I love this Business
:wnw: :agrin:

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Cori is one of the girls she is on till 6p

[sextoyking]

Good one Sarah!!

:rokk:

[Vick]

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Last edited by Vick at Feb 28 2003, 02:02 PM

[Hooper]

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Last edited by Hooper at Feb 28 2003, 05:43 PM

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[sarah_webinc]

Originally posted by sextoyking@Feb 28 2003, 10:42 AM
Good one Sarah!!

:rokk:
thanks boss :cdance:

[Sharpie]

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[Forest]

Umm i thought the topic said 5 LINES

:moon:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 28 2003, 01:54 PM
Roses Are Red
Pussy is Pink
Click Here and see Money doesn't stink (http://www.cloud9cash.com)
my favorit so far
;-))

[LadyMischief]

My Content Converts. 'Nuff Said.




That suitable Serge? I wanna be a board whore, oh please oh please oh please! hahah

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Originally posted by LadyMischief@Mar 2 2003, 11:54 AM
My Content Converts. 'Nuff Said.




That suitable Serge? I wanna be a board whore, oh please oh please oh please! hahah
you know what we do with board whores, don't ya???

we FEATURE them in the movies
;-)))

http://www.oprano.com/studio.html

[LadyMischief]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Mar 2 2003, 09:01 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Mar 2 2003, 09:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LadyMischief@Mar 2 2003, 11:54 AM
My Content Converts. 'Nuff Said.




That suitable Serge? I wanna be a board whore, oh please oh please oh please! hahah
you know what we do with board whores, don't ya???

we FEATURE them in the movies
;-)))

http://www.oprano.com/studio.html[/b][/quote]
Awwww...Serge, I figured you'd have me pinned better than that now. Which side do you want? I have two really good sides. hahaha.. I've probably been in worse movies with better people, but then again, maybe not! Damnit do you have icq?

3522039 is me.

[LadyMischief]

I should add, I don't smoke or drink, but I have WAY bigger boobs than the current board whore :P

[sarah_webinc]

Originally posted by LadyMischief@Mar 2 2003, 09:28 AM
I should add, I don't smoke or drink, but I have WAY bigger boobs than the current board whore :P
me too but them most of me is bigger than her :)

[*KK*]

Originally posted by LadyMischief@Mar 2 2003, 09:28 AM
but I have WAY bigger boobs than the current board whore :P
yeah, even Serge does. ;)

[SykkBoy]

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Originally posted by *KK*+Mar 2 2003, 02:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Mar 2 2003, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LadyMischief@Mar 2 2003, 09:28 AM
but I have WAY bigger boobs than the current board whore :P
yeah, even Serge does. ;)[/b][/quote]
I have stomach virus.... :barfon:

[drunkdollars]

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[cj]

Originally posted by *KK*+Mar 2 2003, 02:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Mar 2 2003, 02:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--LadyMischief@Mar 2 2003, 09:28 AM
but I have WAY bigger boobs than the current board whore :P
yeah, even Serge does. ;)[/b][/quote]
LMFAO

boardwhore needs a waterbra

:P :D :nyanya:

[cj]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Feb 27 2003, 10:47 AM
and we'll vote who has the most creative one!
does it have to be a new one or can it be tried and tested?!?!?

'cause you can't go past

"THE highest paying affiliate program ever"

:D

[Brad Mitchell]

Here goes:

"Get some lines and advertise!
Since surfers are callers,
these ads won't be your demise.
They'll generate extra dollars!"


Are you down with Sin?

Brad

[Rox]

I promote nothing to webmasters
Too little time anymore
But simply had to chime in since
Someone said, "Board Whore" :awinky:


(I just figured this'd be the most appropriate place to share what I was playing with in Photoshop - hehe)

http://justrox.com/avatars/chip.jpg

Whoa... just trippin' out a little tonight on the wonder of genetics! :o