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Anonymous
02-09-2003, 06:27 PM
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life.
Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March!
It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.
So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Mike AI
02-09-2003, 07:01 PM
Anon, I am with you - however I think we should push "Steak & BJ" day to a weekly event... at least monthly!

:D

gigi
02-09-2003, 07:13 PM
Too funny! haha

ShannonRush
02-09-2003, 08:27 PM
Anon,

I received that email about two years ago and I thought to myself"Dammit they are right, It's just not fair!"

So we have been happily celebrating it ever since. I just want to thank whoever sent that for bringing to my attention the lack of appreciation we show for our men and giving us the opportunity to remedy the matter.

originalheather
02-09-2003, 09:03 PM
I got that email from a member of my site last week.

So maybe Anon is named John, a police officer from New York. :P (kidding, I know the email's been around forever)

cj
02-09-2003, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by ShannonRush@Feb 9 2003, 08:35 PM
Anon,

I received that email about two years ago and I thought to myself"Dammit they are right, It's just not fair!"

So we have been happily celebrating it ever since. I just want to thank whoever sent that for bringing to my attention the lack of appreciation we show for our men and giving us the opportunity to remedy the matter.
was there just a touch of sarcasm in this post shannon?!

:P

Peaches
02-09-2003, 09:42 PM
Awww! What a sweet idea. Since I consider all you Oprano males my "Special Guys", I'm sending you $50 bucks for a hooker and Longhorn gift certificate - enjoy! :bwave:

sarah_webinc
02-10-2003, 07:57 AM
hmm, I seem to recall pledging my support for this on another board ..even came up with greeting card cover art :)