New Reality Site

[JerryW]

HornyGrocer.com (http://www.HornyGrocer.com/) is the latest website that we've produced content for. They have a webmaster program for those of you who like making money off our content .

:okthumb:

[voodooman]

Must be hot

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[JFK]

Neat shit ! Good luck with it !

[Moose]

Hi Jerry
Nice site from what I could see,im sure it will do good once the bigs are worked out.
some graphics were not loading and i was getting a 400Ms response to the site. Then on your join page it appears MYSQL is hosed as i got this:
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Error: Could not connect to database. Please try again later.

[sarah_webinc]

I saw it on another board, great looking stuff.

[Mike AI]

Site is cool.... unique idea.

Only problem for me is it is loading S L O W .....

But could be my connection at office, Worldcom must not be paying their employees again! haha

[JFK]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 30 2003, 01:53 PM
Site is cool.... unique idea.

Only problem for me is it is loading S L O W .....

But could be my connection at office, Worldcom must not be paying their employees again! haha
I read on GFY that they are working on the speed .

[Mike AI]

I think another mistake is doing rev share with Ibill.

With all the issues they have had, I think a bunch of webmasters will NOT send any traffic in fear of not getting paid now, and on future rebills.

Gregg, you have to get those guys to process with Epoch!!

[Mutt]

Do the girls in these HornyGrocer scenes get worked over with food items? That would make it cool, the horny grocer always comes equipped with a grocery bag filled with cucumbers, whipped cream, chocolate syrup well basically anything you can f her with or cover her in.

I think i have a good idea, just came to me.

[Mutt]

Mike Gregg doesn't own the site, he shoots it. The guy who owns it is on GFY. Poor guy launched it and his webhost is letting him down.

Sign him up Zipa!

[JerryW]

The programmers are working on the performance issues, it should improve over the next few hours and the Mysql errors should go away. They are hammering it with traffic right now.

Mutt, that's the idea of the site. They get a ton a food and cover themselves with it. Cleaning up the studio after one of these shoots is a bitch!

Mike, our customer came to us through IBill where he processes his mainstream sites. But I'll pass the message as he's coming Monday to see a shoot.

[Mutt]

and the setup scenes are shot in grocery stores? is it hard to get permission or you do it on the sly? That would be hard to not notice though.

[Mutt]

this chick on the front of HornyGrocer.com is seriously horny. Forget her name, Shannon? Sharon? I didn't know she was a Florida girl, guess she went out to California and shot a bunch of things out there.

She has the BEST Sybian scene i've ever seen, it's on SybianLounge, she totally becomes unglued riding that machine. Maybe she's just a good actress but it sure looked real to me.

[sexykitten]

Maybe I'm the only one who thinks this way...but don't those chicks that play with all that sh"*t in their pink bits worry about getting yeast infections or anything? I mean, anything sugary or sweet (eg. honey) will just feed the yeast bacteria and cause an infection...

Anyone else wonder or am I just weird that way?

[RawAlex]

Nice site, but the hosting is the pits... from montreal to Dayton OH via santa clara califonia... 300+ms response time... All in the last 3 jumps.

Alex

[JerryW]

Originally posted by Mutt@Jan 30 2003, 05:58 PM
this chick on the front of HornyGrocer.com is seriously horny. Forget her name, Shannon? Sharon? I didn't know she was a Florida girl, guess she went out to California and shot a bunch of things out there.

She has the BEST Sybian scene i've ever seen, it's on SybianLounge, she totally becomes unglued riding that machine. Maybe she's just a good actress but it sure looked real to me.
Mutt, That's Shauna Banks. Shauna was a California girl but came out here for the holidays. We shot her for a MilfSeeker episode, then when she decided to stay here, I hired her as a naked video editor :D.

Just showed her your post and she's so happy to be recognized! She says she really came in the Sybian shoot. Also check out her latest video "Watch Me".

So if anyone wants to donate a Sybian to the cause, we'll shoot some more of her :rokk: And if anyone in S. Florida wants to shoot with her, email me.



Last edited by JerryW at Jan 30 2003, 06:22 PM

[Mike AI]

Yeah Mutt I figured they did not run site, but they could at least pass on the tip to the people running it that they should get on a faster server/network.


Jerry, we will have a Symbian in Tampa for shooting! :rokk:

[Mutt]

Shauna! That's it. Hey ask her if she wants to see her Sybian scene, it's in my personal collection!

Mike HornyGrocer dude says he is already doing the idea i was going to tell you about.

Ask Shauna this question Jerry 'Are you and Brooke Siamese twins?' http://www.opranoplus.com/smilies/laugh.gif



Last edited by Mutt at Jan 30 2003, 05:50 PM

[JerryW]

Mutt,

She says YES! She hasn't seen it yet and would love to. Email me where to get it. She's says Brook was attached to her right leg.

Mike, when you're rocking we'll make a road trip to Tampa and bring her to Tampa. Or bring it to Hollywood when you come. What's your schedule for getting your Tampa studio ready?

[Mike AI]

Jerry I think I may want to see her in March when we get together to do some shooting. I like her attitude on video!!

I am heading to Tampa next week, primary goal is to set up the house... after I shoot with you guys in March I will be going to Tampa again to work on studio setup.... or at least an office.

[Mutt]

Jerry i'm looking for my Shauna video now, i thought i put it up on a page to show MikeAI and my photographer the Sybian machine.
Having trouble finding it.

One way or the other i will get it :groucho:

what's up with those two dudes in the MilfSeeker vids, Pepe can't keep wood!

[Mutt]

shit......... i knew there was something I forgot to do before i hit the sack. Forgot to upload the Shauna Sybian videos.

leave your email here Jerry, and i'll email u the URL when i get up today.


better yet give me Shauna's email!

[JerryW]

webmaster at photogregg.com

Don't have her email handy, but I'll get it :ph34r: What's it worth to you, Mutt?