Webmaster Reality Show

[Dianna Vesta]

Colin started this in another thread.

If you were to produce a reality show putting 6 webmasters in a house. Which 6 would you choose and why?

[Almighty Colin]

This my list. Maybe I'll explain them later.

JoeE
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Colin@Jan 17 2003, 08:55 AM
This my list. Maybe I'll explain them later.

JoeE
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna
Oh shit, I made the list! I think you should add another chick tho.

[sarah_webinc]

add a random newbie to the list and I would watch

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by sarah_webinc@Jan 17 2003, 09:27 AM
add a random newbie to the list and I would watch
That's a great idea Sara. Seasoned webmasters and a newbie. You know their going to work hard freaking them out.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Jan 17 2003, 08:59 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Jan 17 2003, 08:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Colin@Jan 17 2003, 08:55 AM
This my list. Maybe I'll explain them later.

JoeE
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna
Oh shit, I made the list! I think you should add another chick tho.[/b][/quote]
My show has 7 ;-) ;-)

Now, THIS would be entertaining.

JoeE
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna
JB

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Colin+Jan 17 2003, 09:34 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 17 2003, 09:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Dianna Vesta@Jan 17 2003, 08:59 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Colin@Jan 17 2003, 08:55 AM
This my list. Maybe I'll explain them later.

JoeE
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna
Oh shit, I made the list! I think you should add another chick tho.
My show has 7 ;-) ;-)

Now, THIS would be entertaining.

JoeE
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna
JB[/b][/quote]
Yea but you promised to tell us why.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Jan 17 2003, 09:37 AM
Yea but you promised to tell us why.
No, I didn't ;-)

[Vick]

If it's going to be a show let's make entertaining TV complete with potential conflicts and interesting personalities

the List

JoeE - makes great faces, very expressive
Lee Noga - need an antagonist
CJ - need someone everyone watching can like and possibly relate to
Colin - extreme intelligence factor, can state facts just to start discussions/conflicts also can be the "nice guy"
Serge - straw to stir drink, low bullshit acceptance factor, can and will debate intelligently, not afraid to get dirty for fun
KB - can identify with hip hop culture and draw porn starlets
Heather - has opinions and not afraid to share them

Dianna V as the alternative complete with whip


see you at the late night double feature picture show

[Almighty Colin]

My show keeps getting better and better ...

JoeE
JB
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna
Sykkboy

[Dianna Vesta]

I had to really think about this one. Keep in mind that I don't a lot of people. I do know the RIGHT people. :)

serge
confucy
Voodooman
CJ
Claudia - Interclimax
ME!

Ok, hears my thinking.... you KNOW serge and confucy will get into it bringing great sadistic entertainment. I would love to put those two in a room for a few days!

Me, Claudia and CJ would torment the fuck out of voodooman- His face would turn red and stay that way... lol... probably his whole body. CJ also has a no nonsense way about her which I really like but she's also a hoot. Claudia is just plain fucking HOT.
It would be a very interesting party. I didn't invite Lady Law because that would be like ganging up on confucy and serge needs full rein to be a very bad bad little boy. She'll have to watch the tape or broadcast, HOWEVER CJ and I would make sure we got EXTRA BLACKMAIL footage as a back-up.

Oh shit- I'm getting a little wet here!

:wankit:

[kath]

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 17 2003, 07:48 AM
If it's going to be a show let's make entertaining TV complete with potential conflicts and interesting personalities

the List

JoeE - makes great faces, very expressive
Lee Noga - need an antagonist
CJ - need someone everyone watching can like and possibly relate to
Colin - extreme intelligence factor, can state facts just to start discussions/conflicts also can be the "nice guy"
Serge - straw to stir drink, low bullshit acceptance factor, can and will debate intelligently, not afraid to get dirty for fun
KB - can identify with hip hop culture and draw porn starlets
Heather - has opinions and not afraid to share them

Dianna V as the alternative complete with whip


see you at the late night double feature picture show
See.....now I would watch this show! That would definitely be entertainment! :rokk:

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 17 2003, 10:48 AM
If it's going to be a show let's make entertaining TV complete with potential conflicts and interesting personalities

the List

JoeE - makes great faces, very expressive
Lee Noga - need an antagonist
CJ - need someone everyone watching can like and possibly relate to
Colin - extreme intelligence factor, can state facts just to start discussions/conflicts also can be the "nice guy"
Serge - straw to stir drink, low bullshit acceptance factor, can and will debate intelligently, not afraid to get dirty for fun
KB - can identify with hip hop culture and draw porn starlets
Heather - has opinions and not afraid to share them

Dianna V as the alternative complete with whip


see you at the late night double feature picture show
I don't use whips. I use electric high voltage cattle prods.

You wanna see some reality TV? lol- watch grown men cry!

[Vick]

I don't use whips. I use electric high voltage cattle prods.

Dianna - you know what we say ...
Where's there's a whip, there's a way B)


One note I forgot to add about the cast I suggested
I'd ask (demand) for moments of silence from everyone just so I could listen to CJ's sexy voice



Last edited by Vick at Jan 17 2003, 03:58 PM

[Mike AI]

First I want to say I am glad my name was not on any of the lists!! :okthumb:

But the lists are good, and would make for compelling TV!!! I would watch!

[Peaches]

OK, then put all us soccer moms in a house:

Me
Kath
Gigi
.......

Well, that's it, isnt' it? LOL! We'll sit around and complain about the kids, worry about the roof leaking, the car needing the oil changed, eat bonbons and read Oprah bookclub books :okthumb:

We'll be on the PBS channels due to the boring nature of OUR reality show :headwall:

[Nickatilynx]

Joee
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna


So in this scenario who gets brutally beaten first? :)

[heqdvd]

Me
Myself
I
Gregg
Nero
HEQDVD


:D

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 17 2003, 04:45 PM
Joee
Serge
Brad Shaw
ScottPB
Kimmy KIm
Dianna


So in this scenario who gets brutally beaten first? :)
I would agree to this ONLY if I were the keeper of the both the bolt cutters AND the night vision goggles.

[slavdogg]

off top of my head

joeE
Colin,
KB,
CJ
Slavdogg
KK
ScottPB

[slavdogg]

KK, what do bolt cutters AND the night vision goggles have in common ?

the house is not in Afganistan :)

[*KK*]

Originally posted by slavdogg@Jan 17 2003, 05:16 PM
KK, what do bolt cutters AND the night vision goggles have in common ?

the house is not in Afganistan :)
I'm sure Scotty can answer that one for you Slav ;)

[*KK*]

Quite frankly with a couple of these lineups, we could have the house in Afghanistan I think.

[Ambergirl]

Gotta add Jenna to the list...although she's not technically a webmaster, she would add that extra needed "touch".

;))

[sarah_webinc]

she would pull in the ratings anyway :)

[originalheather]

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Last edited by originalheather at Jan 18 2003, 03:01 PM

[cj]

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 17 2003, 10:48 AM
If it's going to be a show let's make entertaining TV complete with potential conflicts and interesting personalities

the List

JoeE - makes great faces, very expressive
Lee Noga - need an antagonist
CJ - need someone everyone watching can like and possibly relate to
Colin - extreme intelligence factor, can state facts just to start discussions/conflicts also can be the "nice guy"
Serge - straw to stir drink, low bullshit acceptance factor, can and will debate intelligently, not afraid to get dirty for fun
KB - can identify with hip hop culture and draw porn starlets
Heather - has opinions and not afraid to share them

Dianna V as the alternative complete with whip


see you at the late night double feature picture show
i refuse to go if kb chooses the music .... or if he takes any cd's at all ....

[originalheather]

Whatever.



Last edited by originalheather at Jan 18 2003, 09:22 AM

[Dianna Vesta]

wow everyone wants serge.

Actually MikeAI I have another reality show planned for you and Katie. I'm going to wait until you get to Tampa and we'll do a test trial in that new house of yours. <eg>

I'm bringing my own girls but if you already have a few, cool.

[Evil Chris]

Come on guys... the people on your lists are all the same.... too predictable! :blink:

[originalheather]

all posts from this thread removed.



Last edited by originalheather at Jan 18 2003, 03:38 PM

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by originalheather@Jan 18 2003, 12:00 PM
not fair, Chris...my only repeat was serge :)
would anybody ask me if I want to participate in this childish behaviral games?

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Jan 17 2003, 12:48 PM
I had to really think about this one. Keep in mind that I don't a lot of people. I do know the RIGHT people. :)

serge
confucy
Voodooman
CJ
Claudia - Interclimax
ME!

Ok, hears my thinking.... you KNOW serge and confucy will get into it bringing great sadistic entertainment. I would love to put those two in a room for a few days!

Me, Claudia and CJ would torment the fuck out of voodooman- His face would turn red and stay that way... lol... probably his whole body. CJ also has a no nonsense way about her which I really like but she's also a hoot. Claudia is just plain fucking HOT.
It would be a very interesting party. I didn't invite Lady Law because that would be like ganging up on confucy and serge needs full rein to be a very bad bad little boy. She'll have to watch the tape or broadcast, HOWEVER CJ and I would make sure we got EXTRA BLACKMAIL footage as a back-up.

Oh shit- I'm getting a little wet here!

:wankit:
hmmmm, cattle prods, Sounds like fun.

I have a couple of hot shots too ya know.

Bring it on. :rokk: :rokk: :rokk:

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jan 18 2003, 12:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jan 18 2003, 12:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--originalheather@Jan 18 2003, 12:00 PM
not fair, Chris...my only repeat was serge :)
would anybody ask me if I want to participate in this childish behaviral games?[/b][/quote]
I guess we figured we'd have to beat you away so why not invite you?

Besides, doesn't it feel good to be wanted???

:nyanya:

[voodooman]

DV

It Feels SOOOOOOOO great to be wanted.

Especially by you.

:D

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by voodooman@Jan 18 2003, 03:50 PM
DV

It Feels SOOOOOOOO great to be wanted.

Especially by you.

:D
wow you really want to be in my show, don't you?

Come kiss the other side of my ass. :inlove:

[Shann]

You could have guest webmasters come in and visit, like 7 Lives Exposed. That would REALLY cause drama! lol And parties! I'd love to come for a visit! rofl

Gotta throw Shok in there though, he is so entertaining, and always diddling himself! :bdance:

[Vick]

Ok we could do the epicurean version of a reality based show
Which would basically be

Billy
MikeAI
Katie
CJ
Serge
LL
Me

Enjoying fine dining and fine wines :hic: and telling everyone about it - well we do that anyway, just not on TV B)
Not fun for you to watch but damn good for the participants



p.s. I like your first list Heather but have to agree the BS might not last past the first show :blink:

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta+Jan 18 2003, 04:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dianna Vesta @ Jan 18 2003, 04:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Jan 18 2003, 03:50 PM
DV

It Feels SOOOOOOOO great to be wanted.

Especially by you.

:D
wow you really want to be in my show, don't you?

Come kiss the other side of my ass. :inlove:[/b][/quote]
You are pretty tall, I might need a stepladder.

:nyanya:

[Almighty Colin]

Where's Forest?

[Vick]

Originally posted by Colin@Jan 18 2003, 06:51 PM
Where's Forest?
Is that a Zen Question? :P

[cj]

this thread is funny ...

vick, i like idea of the culinary version!!

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Vick+Jan 18 2003, 07:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jan 18 2003, 07:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Colin@Jan 18 2003, 06:51 PM
Where's Forest?
Is that a Zen Question? :P[/b][/quote]
Think about it.

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by cj@Jan 18 2003, 08:29 PM
this thread is funny ...

vick, i like idea of the culinary version!!
Great idea! Tell me more. let's do it!

[*KK*]

I'd pick...

JoeE
Seth W
Andy Edmonds
Steve Cohen
dig420
Brad Shaw

I'll explain mine when Colin explains his.

[photogregg]

OMG Dianna

PhotoGreggLive will be opening soon with weekly adventures for webmasters.

I need you to get our guest webmasters to the studio and control them...we'll buy the power tools for you :)

Sorry Serge...no goats allowed in the studio...afraid they would eat our props.

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by photogregg@Jan 20 2003, 09:28 AM
OMG Dianna

PhotoGreggLive will be opening soon with weekly adventures for webmasters.

I need you to get our guest webmasters to the studio and control them...we'll buy the power tools for you :)

Sorry Serge...no goats allowed in the studio...afraid they would eat our props.
No offense but you got it wrong dude. lol- That's why when we worked together you never really got the BDSM stuff. It's funny cuz I'm watching this chick struggle in bondage or her ass getting red and you're cringing.... meanwhile you're shooting straight hardcore and I'm thinking, "What the fuck???" That shit's boring to me.

But it's not really about control and torture, altho I do keep a mental list of people I'd love to torture and humiliate. Rest assured you're not on that list but I wouldn't mind dressing you in a tutu!

I look forward to your live photo shoot thingy. I'm sure it will be better then sex!

[voodooman]

What is it with you and things that are better than sex???


Are ya not gettin it. Cause I know first hand that it can
drive ya crazy.

:groucho:

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by voodooman@Jan 20 2003, 11:53 AM
What is it with you and things that are better than sex???


Are ya not gettin it. Cause I know first hand that it can
drive ya crazy.

:groucho:
Ok, I’m not. Not in the past two weeks BUT I think typical straight sex is boring. For me stimulation happens in the mind. So when I make comments like that I wonder how many people feel like I do. What sexually drives me may make some people have nightmares or fantasies.

So maybe we’re having sex right now and you don’t even know it!

[voodooman]

Thats typical,

Once again Im having sex and dont even know it.

Well, Unconscience sex is better than no sex at all.
Carry On!!!

:okthumb:

[photogregg]

straight sex is boring. For me stimulation happens in the mind[QUOTE]

Straight sex without mental stimulation is boring...any sex is great if the mind or minds are motivated, creative and stimulated.

[Almighty Colin]

I just wanna cum. All that other stuff is overrated. :cdance:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by photogregg@Jan 20 2003, 01:26 PM
Straight sex without mental stimulation is boring...any sex is great if the mind or minds are motivated, creative and stimulated.
I think sex without humor is boring. :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

I think sex without humor is boring

Have sex with me then.Trust me you'll laugh :)

[voodooman]

Sex is great, its definatly not overrated unless your over the hill.

:-))

[Dravyk]

Here's my top four shows:

FM
RB
KK
Slavik
Tonda
KB

Lensman
JoeE
Brad
Anthony
Melody
Rrred

CJ
Gabe
JB
Nickatilynx
KMan
Snoops

Lee Noga
Ken
Serge
Steve Cohen
Peaches
Dokk

[originalheather]

Steve Cohen...small world department...

Turns out that my best friend owns the house that Cohen rented here in San Antonio del Mar. Cohen used to live one block from where I live now.

I almost fainted when she mentioned his name..but she doesn't know where he is, drag..we agreed to split the reward if she ever finds him. She said he was a "charming man". Yeah, a snake charmer. lol

[Nickatilynx]

Yeah, a snake charmer. lol



Whats wrong with that? :)

[originalheather]

I just wanna cum. All that other stuff is overrated.

Isn't that the Oprano anthem?

The worst sex a man ever had was good.

The worst sex a woman ever had was with Nick,...errr..the worst sex she ever had. :P

[Nickatilynx]

I don't understand how these women can pass judgement in 30 seconds!!!

:biglaugh:

[originalheather]

I don't understand how these women can pass judgement in 30 seconds!!!


You're improving...Viagra? :nyanya:

[Nickatilynx]

yup :)

[originalheather]

yup

That's what always turned me on about you...your rapier wit!

[Nickatilynx]

I know :)

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by voodooman@Jan 20 2003, 01:13 PM
Sex is great, its definatly not overrated unless your over the hill.

:-))
If you use the expression "over the hill" then you're "over the hill"

[KBpimps]

OK so here is the real scoop, you tell me if you could live with me......

I don't listen to hip hop all day contrary to popular belief I mostly listen to Reggae music all day and all night. Roots, Dancehall, Ska, and Dub....

I DO however smoke weed all day and night so that makes me a target for most in the house...most likely I'd be the one pigging out and eating your food, although I DO always PAY for what I eat...

That was when I was able to live with people...I play my guitar very loudly and at weird hours, leave nutsocks laying around in plain view...

I have been known to pass out while masturbating, burp, and fart while in my sleep-
I have an insatiable appetite for whores, strippers and hairstylists.....makes for strange bedfellows :-))

I live my life on the phone all day- my phone ringer blares "ROLLOUT" by Ludicris That can be quite annoying . I have girls calling crying their eyes out to me about how "I treated them so well and their new guys is a dick ", I am also fond of the latenight booty call....You never know who would be popping by the house for some KB Coitus late night..I am like Wendy's "I can eat great even LATE"

I am somewhat neat, I am toilet seat trainable, and thanks to Aly I am now a sensitive enough a guy to have sanitary napkins and tampons under my sink for the ladies, when it is that time of the month...funny how close under the sink is to MY FRONT DOOR!

I also am a change collector I must have $6,000 in quarters laying around my house...

So am I a great roommate

WOULD YOU WATCH MY SHOW????




I

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by KBpimps@Jan 20 2003, 09:16 PM
WOULD YOU WATCH MY SHOW????

Anna Nicole Smith had better watch it! Here comes the KB Show!!!

[KBpimps]

Better yet- I"LL FUCK ANNA NICOLE SMITH on my show...work it out
!!!! :rokk:

[Peaches]

KB:
I don't listen to hip hop all day contrary to popular belief I mostly listen to Reggae music all day and all night. Roots, Dancehall, Ska, and Dub....

I can wear ear plugs.....

I DO however smoke weed all day and night so that makes me a target for most in the house...most likely I'd be the one pigging out and eating your food, although I DO always PAY for what I eat...

I could deal with you eating all the food because then there wouldn't be any for ME to eat and I could lose some weight :bjump:

I live my life on the phone all day- my phone ringer blares "ROLLOUT" by Ludicris That can be quite annoying .

I don't ever ANSWER my phone, so it could be all yours - we could hook it up to a nice little cattle prod that would alert you to the ringing :agrin:

I am also fond of the latenight booty call....You never know who would be popping by the house for some KB Coitus late night..I am like Wendy's "I can eat great even LATE"

This will be a problem if we're going to be living in my house....I doubt you know women brave (or sober) enough to attempt a trip there late at night :hic:

I am now a sensitive enough a guy to have sanitary napkins and tampons under my sink for the ladies, when it is that time of the month

I have somehow managed to keep up with these needs myself.....so you're off the hook on a pricecheck when you go shopping.

also am a change collector I must have $6,000 in quarters laying around my house...

They don't deliver the paper to my house, and I'm always rummaging around for 8 quarters every Sunday for the Sunday paper....$6000 in quarters could last a LONG time! :okthumb:

If you can cook or clean, you're in! :gbounce:

[KBpimps]

I can cook like Emeril!

I know all the mother sauces.....and mirapois...fuggedabout it!

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Colin+Jan 20 2003, 09:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Jan 20 2003, 09:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Jan 20 2003, 01:13 PM
Sex is great, its definatly not overrated unless your over the hill.

:-))
If you use the expression "over the hill" then you're "over the hill"[/b][/quote]
au contraire mon frair!!!


Im only 31, I cant even see the top of the hill yet.

:P

[originalheather]

I have been known to pass out while masturbating,

Oh the temptation to tell the story of that time while you and Darren were living in Del Mar...remember who found you? :P

Ahahaha...I think it was the funniest story you ever told.
:D

[cj]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 20 2003, 05:21 PM
Yeah, a snake charmer. lol



Whats wrong with that? :)
nothing wrong with charming the occasional snake nick ... if that's what you want to do, don't let us hold you back!!

:P

[LittleC]

Serge
Lensman
Nickatilynx
Max Hardcore
Joee
FM

The perfect 6 for a talk show ...

[Nickatilynx]

Ahhhh littleC a house full of whores! :)

Some traffic whores, some board whores ,and some who are all three. :)

And then there is maxhardcore :)

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 22 2003, 01:08 PM
Ahhhh littleC a house full of whores! :)

Some traffic whores, some board whores ,and some who are all three. :)

And then there is maxhardcore :)
But did you notice she also adds Serge? Serge is the ice breaking manic that must be added to any exotic mix!

[Nickatilynx]

Serge is also a board whore (the best) and was the biggest traffic whore.

Upon his nuptuals I am unable to comment on his other whoring proclivities :)

Why do I think they'd need a camera in the bathroom.............

:)

[heqdvd]

Bathrooms are great for DVD scenes:

http://heq2002.com/heqdvd/Angel_Reuben/gal...lery1/index.htm (http://heq2002.com/heqdvd/Angel_Reuben/gallery1/index.htm)