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12-17-2002, 09:42 AM
BERLIN, Germany -- A 34 year old auto-worker was rushed to the emergency ward this weekend when his genitals started to suffer from necropsy. The unidentified man had a strange fetish for an extreme form of genital chastity which stopped the blood flow to his testicles and penis for more than four days.
The married father of four claimed he enjoyed the constriction caused by the pipe-fitting rings used in valves at the assembly plant where he worked, and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time and usually had no problem removing them. Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.
Complaining of loss of sensation he then went to the local hospital where a shocked and horrified medical team had to call in a locksmith to blast the homemade vice open. After four hours of drilling the device was removed, and doctors are still not certain if the mans genitals will have to be removed due to onset of gangrene.
Sword
12-17-2002, 11:32 AM
OMG that is horrifying!! Onset of gangrene?? What the fuck was that guy thinking?!? :blink:
i gagged on every word of that
:barfon:
VooMan
12-17-2002, 11:44 AM
Yep, that was pretty scary...
I would never mess with the family jewels like that...
Peaches
12-17-2002, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 17 2002, 10:50 AM
and that his wife had no idea about his strange liking. He is quoted as saying that he would leave them on for days at a time
Doesn't sound like there's much action with the wife if he's leaving these things on for days at a time and she doesn't know about it! :headwall:
Makes you wonder at what point did he look around his workplace and think "I wonder what would happen if I put these on my penis?" :zoinks:
maybe one day he slipped and fell on a metal ring and it felt good so he left it there
these things happen in the workplace all the time
:P
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12-17-2002, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 17 2002, 12:00 PM
"I wonder what would happen if I put these on my penis?" :zoinks:
the kinkiest thing I ever heard about doing something with one's penis was:
get in the bath tub,
so water would cover only 1/3 of the penis,
catch a fly, take her wings off and let her wonder on the penis.....
I am surprised it still didn't make it to the Internet..probably for a fear of
"Cruelty to Animals" prosecutions
;-)))
ulfie
12-17-2002, 01:21 PM
Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.
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Now that's a friend!! I can picture the conversation now. Bob, can you give me a hand with something? Sure, working on your car or something? No, I've got metal valves stuck to my balls. Sure, c'mon over pal, I'll give you a hand. :yowsa:
ThrobX
12-17-2002, 01:47 PM
the kinkiest thing I ever heard about doing something with one's penis was:
get in the bath tub,
so water would cover only 1/3 of the penis,
catch a fly, take her wings off and let her wonder on the penis.....
Does it have to be a female fly, Serge? And if so, how can you tell the gender as they're flying by? That's true talent, if you ask me. :D
Oh, and as for the original post, this pretty much sums it up for me:
:barfon:
Nickatilynx
12-17-2002, 03:48 PM
the kinkiest thing I ever heard about doing something with one's penis was:
get in the bath tub,
so water would cover only 1/3 of the penis,
catch a fly, take her wings off and let her wonder on the penis.....
Two points:
1.) You not only heard about it...you did it ;)
2.) " catch a fly, take her wings off " how did YOU (cause we know it was YOU! ) discover the gender of the fly. Also it raises the question that the gender mattered to you. ;)
You didn't want a gay fly experience did you? ;)
(Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Last edited by Nickatilynx at Dec 17 2002, 03:56 PM
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12-17-2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by ulfie@Dec 17 2002, 01:29 PM
Unable to get the device off his genitals the man went to a friends home who was also unable to remove the metal rings.
*********************************
Now that's a friend!! I can picture the conversation now. Bob, can you give me a hand with something? Sure, working on your car or something? No, I've got metal valves stuck to my balls. Sure, c'mon over pal, I'll give you a hand. :yowsa:
hahahahahaahahahahhaha
;-))))))))
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12-17-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 17 2002, 03:56 PM
the kinkiest thing I ever heard about doing something with one's penis was:
get in the bath tub,
so water would cover only 1/3 of the penis,
catch a fly, take her wings off and let her wonder on the penis.....
Two points:
1.) You not only heard about it...you did it ;)
2.) " catch a fly, take her wings off " how did YOU (cause we know it was YOU! ) discover the gender of the fly. Also it raises the question that the gender mattered to you. ;)
You didn't want a gay fly experience did you? ;)
(Not that there is anything wrong with that.)
Nick, I swear, I NEVER did that....even though I can't deny it,
I was tempted!
;-)))
didn't EVERYBODY have temptations when they were 15?
;-)))
Peaches
12-17-2002, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 17 2002, 05:01 PM
didn't EVERYBODY have temptations when they were 15?
;-)))
Yes, but from what I remember, they rarely involved bugs :o
Was "Angels and Insects" one of your favorite movies? :awinky:
(corrected spelling before Michael saw it :nyanya: )
Last edited by Peaches at Dec 17 2002, 05:04 PM
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12-17-2002, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 17 2002, 04:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 17 2002, 04:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Dec 17 2002, 05:01 PM
didn't EVERYBODY have temptations when they were 15?
;-)))
Yes, but from what I remember, they rarely involved bugs :o
Was "Angles and Insects" one of your favorite movies? :awinky:[/b][/quote]
nope...I jerked off watchin' black and white
"Bronenosets Potemkin"
;-)))
Nickatilynx
12-17-2002, 04:01 PM
didn't EVERYBODY have temptations when they were 15?
errr I'm considering it NOW!!!!
:)
:wankit: :wankit: :wankit: :wankit:
Maybe the guy with the gangrenous genitals had heard the fly story and figured it was a surefire way to attract them...
:blink:
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12-17-2002, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Lisa@Dec 17 2002, 05:33 PM
Maybe the guy with the gangrenous genitals had heard the fly story and figured it was a surefire way to attract them...
:blink:
Lisa, e ty, Brute?
I recognise a sick mind when I see one
;-)))
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