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Mutt

12-09-2002, 10:58 PM

Can anybody who knows Ken from Webquest well have him contact me?

mutt@oprano.com

thanks :bwave:

back to bed, i think a truck ran over my head

Diamond Jim

12-09-2002, 11:45 PM

I believe Ken is visiting his Chateau D' Lawson in France before making a final decision on one of the private islands he's been considering purchasing...

Ambergirl

12-10-2002, 01:38 AM

LOL Diamond Jim!

Mutt, I'll ask Ken to contact you. :)

Billy

12-10-2002, 02:37 AM

I had heard that about Ken.. but I have looked all over and I cound not find anything about Australia being for sale.

How much did they want ? ?

100 dollars american ?

12-10-2002, 02:45 AM

billy, america already owns australia ... ken would have to chat with mr bush if he wanted to take over this piece of soil ... i think george is planning ww3 and australia is going to be the base ...

i bet ken would do a better job of protecting us than the current 'owners' who seem to think australia is BAIT!!!!!

once the war is over, i'm sure ken could pick up australia quite cheap ... probably the indonesian islands too ...

;-))))

*KK*

12-10-2002, 03:55 AM

I think Ken's in Columbia looking at coffee beans. Or in India looking at card paper.

Hmmm maybe he's in Westlake trying to figure out how much to give to RMcDonald House this year, cause he is like that you know :)

Winetalk.com

12-10-2002, 04:02 AM

nope,,,,,he is in Boca at the moment,
watching my dog!
;-))

12-10-2002, 04:13 AM

are you sure he is only *watching* your dog?!!?!?!?!

Winetalk.com

12-10-2002, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by cj@Dec 10 2002, 04:21 AM
are you sure he is only *watching* your dog?!!?!?!?!
positive,
Ken knows not to get _involved_ with my bitch
;-)))

12-10-2002, 07:50 AM

I saw him at a "Bongo Auction" near San Francisco last week... He was involved in some cut throat bidding on a rare set of African Bongos from the 1700's...

We all know how serious Ken takes his bongos, so please be patient until he returns.

Mike AI

12-10-2002, 04:52 PM

Are you sure about the Bongo thing KC?

I though for sure I saw a photo of Ken standing next to Bono on his latest tour through Africa. Ken apparently is working on a plan to revitilize the dark continent.

His plans consists of marketing porn to the 3rd world, and convincing Africans they should water their crops.

Peaches

12-10-2002, 05:01 PM

Obviously you guys don't have a clue: He's out hiring a hit (wo)man to take out the stupid bitch that owns the property next to mine! :kapow:

Shok

12-10-2002, 05:53 PM

Hey mutt, he flew out about an hour before me this morning from florida, and I just landed. He'll probably be around later tonight I would imagine.

Dravyk

12-10-2002, 05:56 PM

I can't seem to find Rrred around!! I wonder if there's any connection. :rolleyes:

Seriously, Rrred, I'm waiting for you to get back to me on what we began discussing!!

SykkBoy

12-10-2002, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by Dravyk@Dec 10 2002, 06:04 PM
I can't seem to find Rrred around!! I wonder if there's any connection. :rolleyes:

Seriously, Rrred, I'm waiting for you to get back to me on what we began discussing!!
are you implying RRRED and Ken are one in the same?

Billy

12-10-2002, 08:04 PM

You know SykkBoy now that you mention it I never see the two of them at the same place together ????

And if you put a wig on Ken and a dress on him he does sort of like like RRRED if you squint a little..

Anybody else notice this ??

Anybody belive that we can chat for a day about Ken ?

Peaches

12-10-2002, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 10 2002, 09:12 PM
You know SykkBoy now that you mention it I never see the two of them at the same place together ????

And if you put a wig on Ken and a dress on him he does sort of like like RRRED if you squint a little..

Anybody else notice this ??

Anybody belive that we can chat for a day about Ken ?
I think you two sleuths might be right! :zoinks:

Won't Shok be surprised to find out he thought he was sleeping with Ken all this time and it was really RRRED! :yowsa:

12-11-2002, 12:51 AM

I'm certain I saw him at the bongo auction.

Mutt

12-11-2002, 01:55 AM

I finally found him!

i can't say where though :groucho:

Ken

12-11-2002, 01:57 AM

Geez....you guys have WAY too much time on your handS!!!! LOL

Shok - If I let you call me RRRed....will you keep sleeping with me???

Ken

12-11-2002, 02:02 AM

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 10 2002, 01:10 AM
nope,,,,,he is in Boca at the moment,
watching my dog!
;-))

Serge - that's not a nice thing to say about Jordan!!! :)

12-11-2002, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 10 2002, 08:12 PM
You know SykkBoy now that you mention it I never see the two of them at the same place together ????

Anybody else notice this ??
http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/travel/usa0802/images/DSCN1381.jpg

SykkBoy

12-11-2002, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by cj+Dec 11 2002, 03:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Dec 11 2002, 03:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Billy@Dec 10 2002, 08:12 PM
You know SykkBoy now that you mention it I never see the two of them at the same place together ????

Anybody else notice this ??
http://www.carlajayne.com/galleries/travel/usa0802/images/DSCN1381.jpg[/b][/quote]
damn, cj, excellent photoshop skills...you almost had me fooled for a minute............

12-11-2002, 05:26 AM

plucking kens eyebrows to make rrred's photo was very difficult

:P

Shok

12-11-2002, 08:14 AM

cj, you had the photoshopped version of that pic....heres the original

http://alphaworx.com/rrredttis2.jpg

Winetalk.com

12-11-2002, 08:16 AM

Shok, how was Boca? did Jordan threw the party for you at my house while I was away?
;-)))

Shok

12-11-2002, 08:54 AM

Everything was great, just ignore that stain in your bed, it should come right out with bleach.

I learned a valuable lesson on this trip with rental cars.
When hanging out with Jason, Gabe and Ken, please be sure to get the max coverage on your car.

Gabe saw Santa aka Ken in the back of my car and got so excited that I guess he forget where the brakes were and tried to ram us into the intersection of 18th and Poweline rd.
Then chased santa into a u-turn and tried to pull a cops move by hitting the rear corner and spinning us in a 180 on the street. But we were too fast for him.

Such fun was had!! lol

My car wasnt scratched but we managed to rip the front liscence plate off the excursion.
Oh and waking up to 4 flat tires is a joy that everyone should experience just once. :D

Winetalk.com

12-11-2002, 09:03 AM

thanks for bumping up my car insurance next year...assholes!!!!!!!!!
;-))))

Shok

12-11-2002, 09:13 AM

anytime Serge.....just helping out the local Boca economy :P

Gabriel

12-11-2002, 04:25 PM

Shok we were only testing you on your defensive driving skills. Plus I had Mr. Vu Tran yelling instructions (in vietnamese) to ram the Faguar carrying the N-o-t-o-r-i-o-u-s Ken above the Law-son. :eninja:

Shok

12-11-2002, 04:27 PM

you mean Cleetus Tran from Kentucky?

RRRED

12-11-2002, 04:34 PM

Hahaha I almost peed Ken's pants...... er... uh

:huh:

Not as much pee as my head being 6 inches from Gabes hood though. I frigging had a heart attack.

Gabriel

12-11-2002, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 11 2002, 08:24 AM
Shok, how was Boca? did Jordan threw the party for you at my house while I was away?
;-)))
Serge, for future reference can you make sure your refrigerator is stocked with plenty of orange soda to mix with the vodka. The female wegcash staff only drink the best........... :stout: