My Xmas List For Santa

[Gabriel]

I think I've been rather good this year so I'll ask for one big gift....A jet powered motorcycle. Please Please Please.....

In black please Ken (http://www.marineturbine.com/superbike/default.htm)
:bjump: yeah :cdance:



Last edited by Gabriel at Dec 5 2002, 02:43 PM

[Shok]

oh and Santa aka Satan aka Ken
I would like a good running 1968 Mustang
the donkey that got lost
oh and 2 whores :rolleyes:

oh and spot me 4k in same/different :bdance:

[Dianna Vesta]

If there is such a dude... here's my list

1) 30 foot Sea Ray
2) Indian Chief Deluxe - black, dressed out
3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained
4) Lucchese gator boots

Last but not least... actually if I get this done I'll buy my own damn presents....


NICHE CARTEL to get finish with it's fucking interface without delays and this fucking program solution DONE! :rokk:

[Shok]

Originally posted by Dianna Vesta@Dec 5 2002, 11:53 AM
If there is such a dude... here's my list

1) 30 foot Sea Ray
2) Indian Chief Deluxe - black, dressed out
3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained
4) Lucchese gator boots

Last but not least... actually if I get this done I'll buy my own damn presents....


NICHE CARTEL to get finish with it's fucking interface without delays and this fucking program solution DONE! :rokk:
3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained



is this some type of squirel

[Shok]

oh and kenny poo
i change my car to this
and you know who wants one as well......with deep door handles

http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg

[Peaches]

I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)

[Shok]

he already spent a fortune on laser hair removal for your back


"R-n L-vi's next ex-partner!"

oh lord

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 5 2002, 03:08 PM
I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)
GASP!!!! PEACHES!!!! OH MY GAWD she must really piss you off!

Wow, watch your karma girl!

[Dianna Vesta]

Originally posted by Shok+Dec 5 2002, 03:01 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Dec 5 2002, 03:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dianna Vesta@Dec 5 2002, 11:53 AM
If there is such a dude... here's my list

1) 30 foot Sea Ray
2) Indian Chief Deluxe - black, dressed out
3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained
4) Lucchese gator boots

Last but not least... actually if I get this done I'll buy my own damn presents....


NICHE CARTEL to get finish with it's fucking interface without delays and this fucking program solution DONE! :rokk:
3) A Sorrel Warmblood- 12 years old trained



is this some type of squirel[/b][/quote]
A horse- black or almost black

[Gabriel]

After carefull consideration I would like to add to my wish list : 2, 1 carat diamonds for the bling bling in the ears.

I know someone that buys them in bulk , cause they always be given em away.... :awinky:


note:
I will consider making Peaches wish come true if that would better my chances at the jetbike

[Shok]

horse - squirel, i was close

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Gabriel@Dec 5 2002, 04:18 PM
After carefull consideration I would like to add to my wish list : 2, 1 carat diamonds for the bling bling in the ears.

I know someone that buys them in bulk , cause they always be given em away.... :awinky:


note:
I will consider making Peaches wish come true if that would better my chances at the jetbike
Hmmm - I may have some old earrings lying around....maybe we could work out a trade! :gbounce:

[Shok]

oh and osama ken lawson, I would like to ad

Lucchese sorrel warmblood boots - new

[PK]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 5 2002, 01:04 PM
oh and kenny poo
i change my car to this
and you know who wants one as well......with deep door handles

http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg
Heyyy,,,

I asked for the Aston Martin weeks ago!! Actually sat in one about 10 days ago.

[PK]

Originally posted by Gabriel@Dec 5 2002, 01:18 PM
After carefull consideration I would like to add to my wish list : 2, 1 carat diamonds for the bling bling in the ears.

Got those.. bought them myself ...means a couple of brides didn't get nice solitaire engagement rings.. I wanted nice diamonds..not the typical earring quality.... wear them 24/7.... got a 2carat solitaire pendant to go with them.

My kids tell me my license plate should read "Bling"

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 5 2002, 04:24 PM
oh and osama ken lawson, I would like to ad

Lucchese sorrel warmblood boots - new
You are one sick little boy :inlove:

[Shok]

Back off PK!
You might have wanted before, but you didnt beg for one like im doing, so get in line! :P

[PK]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 5 2002, 01:28 PM
Back off PK!
You might have wanted before, but you didnt beg for one like im doing, so get in line! :P
Pfft... you gonna pay the insurance premiums?

[Shok]

hell no......well if my manwhore job takes off then maybe :unsure:

[Gabriel]

What the hell?




Last edited by Gabriel at Dec 5 2002, 03:43 PM

[Tonda_WEGCash]

Dear Santa -

I am 26 but I still believe in you. I just moved to California (http://www.california.com). I have been a good girl (http://www.aisamerica.com/vu-public/Avatars/avatar.jpg) for so long!!! I need a new home (http://www.homes.com/Content/ListingDetail.cfm?City=COTO%20DE%20CAZA&State=CA&Radius=0&FirstRec=1&OrderBy=price%3AD&Bedrooms=&FullBaths=&MinPrice=&MaxPrice=&PriceRange=&AmenitiesList=&PropType=%20&TotalRecs=12&PropId=11392631), a new couch (http://www.havertys.com/web/prodnew.nsf/25c97fa048c1fc288525670f00719333/b83d2c15802bdfdf85256c86003717c1?OpenDocument), and a new car (http://63.240.197.174/images/CL600C/CL600C_sm_template.swt?type=jpg&base=base_f&color=744_f). I also would like some cooking stuff (http://www.cooking.com/) and a new vacuum (http://www.hoover.com/db/xq/asp.products/CatID.1/SubID.2/qx/Self-Propelled.htm#). If you can throw in a bottle of Belvedere (http://www.ivodka.com/vodkaguide/belvedere.html) that would be nice too! Also don't forget my other half Gabriel. He needs a new motorcycle (http://marineturbine.com/superbike/default.htm), some http://www1.overture.com/d/sr/?xargs=02u3hs9yoaj1UOQSCDRRDirzWKgozBZQVC7pPwuqgCN aRoUTYp9vFp1aaTnbP%2F%2FBvfD6yh%2Fun6JZrPO2QYyLwAG QXL2Lm8mGqLt7PWEIunIbj9JUKtW8HioOjUMqKI0KfvFpsop8t eylrRtSalRS%2BwEQaS0ySktRSsl4LAZGRSd63rFqzHeDu0%2B tYn43%2F2HR1g6KeEhiQ%2B753qubjDpH0N4T%2BkkEI%3D]new (http://rd.yahoo.com/partner/2766679/overture/first/OV=1/6/2/Big+and+Tall/*, and a new pair of shoes (http://www.converse.com/store/zproductdetails.asp?zcatid=4&zsubcatid=&sku=1J068&action=ShowShoe). Also don't forget my Cousins Paula and Cindy. My nephews Willie, Jake, and James. My neices Joanna, Leanna, and Ashley. My dog, Durango, could use some new toys (http://www.dogtoys.com) and some http://www.iams.com/]dog (http://srd.yahoo.com/S=2766679:WS1/R=1/K=DOG+Food/SS=411518/OCS=9243/T=1039119953/F=599ac89ade7fdfe47777c68d9c3aa36d/*[url) food. I like toys (http://www.naughtyglass.com/cgi-bin/af/clickthru.cgi?id=wegcash) too.

Thanks Santa! You are the best:)

Tonda

[Ken]

You guys have me mistaken for someone who could actually afford all of those things! You better find yourself a new Santa....one that has two nickels to rub together :)

Shok - Let me know how the manwhoring goes. I might be interested in giving that a shot! :)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Ken@Dec 5 2002, 05:56 PM
Shok - Let me know how the manwhoring goes. I might be interested in giving that a shot! :)
Two nickels is all he's made from it over the past 5+ years! :zoinks:

(and a nickel and a half was from ME :awinky: )

[Shok]

the toughest nickel and a half I ever earned
all I remember was waking up in the corner crying with a shooting pain in my stomach :cryin:



Last edited by Shok at Dec 5 2002, 02:28 PM

[gigi]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 5 2002, 05:27 PM
the toughest nickel and a half I ever earned
all I remember was waking up in the corner crying with a shooting pain in my stomach :cryin:
You aren't remembering correctly Shok....you woke up outside after she kicked you out and she made you walk up her driveway....I know....she told me....hehehe

:zoinks:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 5 2002, 06:27 PM
the toughest nickel and a half I ever earned
all I remember was waking up in the corner crying with a shooting pain in my stomach :cryin:
That was your STOMACH?!! :blink: Oops - sorry! :(

[Gabriel]

Originally posted by Ken@Dec 5 2002, 04:56 PM
You guys have me mistaken for someone who could actually afford all of those things! You better find yourself a new Santa....one that has two nickels to rub together :)

Shok - Let me know how the manwhoring goes. I might be interested in giving that a shot! :)
Hmmmmmm, Ken above-the-Lawson manwhoring, if your serious let me know. I got 2 nickels you can rub......... :moon:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gigi@Dec 5 2002, 06:35 PM
You aren't remembering correctly Shok....you woke up outside after she kicked you out and she made you walk up her driveway....I know....she told me....hehehe

:zoinks:
LOL, Gigi - he'd still be here if he had to make it up my driveway in order to get away! :gbounce:

[Shok]

Im tired of looking at that godamn dog, I made you a new avatar, either you or RRRED can have it hehe :awinky:

http://www.nuditycom.com/terror.jpg

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by PK+Dec 5 2002, 03:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PK @ Dec 5 2002, 03:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 5 2002, 01:04 PM
oh and kenny poo
i change my car to this
and you know who wants one as well......with deep door handles

http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg
Heyyy,,,

I asked for the Aston Martin weeks ago!! Actually sat in one about 10 days ago.[/b][/quote]
I accidently breathed on one on the way through WalMart's parking lot...and the owner came running up at full speed and maced me....

[Gabriel]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 5 2002, 03:22 PM
note:
I will consider making Peaches wish come true if that would better my chances at the jetbike
Hmmm - I may have some old earrings lying around....maybe we could work out a trade! :gbounce:[/quote]
Peaches we may have to resume the "diamond talks" now that my santa is pulling an Enron.

[Shok]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Dec 5 2002, 03:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Dec 5 2002, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -PK@Dec 5 2002, 03:25 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 5 2002, 01:04 PM
oh and kenny poo
i change my car to this
and you know who wants one as well......with deep door handles

http://autos.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439640a.jpg
Heyyy,,,

I asked for the Aston Martin weeks ago!! Actually sat in one about 10 days ago.
I accidently breathed on one on the way through WalMart's parking lot...and the owner came running up at full speed and maced me....[/b][/quote]
at Walmart?
are you sure it wasnt a Datsun? <_<

[Sherie]

Ummmm where do I begin..

Shok
Shann
Axl Rose
A new house
And a plane ticket to somewhere really freaking warm until the end of winter!!

To end world hunger!

What that's not enough? Ok....A new Prime Minister! And a big big gun to shoot casinoboy with!! :rokk:

[Peaches]

Oooh, Gabe, there's hope for me getting that land after all, eh? :bjump: I'm sure granny wouldn't mind me trading in some of her heirloom stuff for property :)

And Shok, I see NO cookies on that avatar.... :moon:



Last edited by Peaches at Dec 5 2002, 07:24 PM

[Nickatilynx]

Dear Santa,

I would like 20 unassoiated Merc Accts and for High Society to come back into the game and contract with me for 10m hits a week.

Oh and could you throw in world peace.

Hugs

Nick

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 5 2002, 06:14 PM
at Walmart?
are you sure it wasnt a Datsun?
ummm, it could have been...I was a bit groggy after the macing....
come to think of it, it was the parking lot shared by Wal-Mart, Del Taco and Mac Frugal....might have even been a pinto...these damn mace-induced seizures can play havoc with the brain..........

[cj]

Originally posted by Peaches@Dec 5 2002, 03:08 PM
I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)
I've never heard you talk like this peaches!!

i think i like it!!!!

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by cj+Dec 5 2002, 07:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Dec 5 2002, 07:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 5 2002, 03:08 PM
I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)
I've never heard you talk like this peaches!!

i think i like it!!!![/b][/quote]
It made me um...stand up and take notice too.....

[cj]

any excuse to take the dick out LOL

[PK]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 5 2002, 03:16 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 5 2002, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Ken@Dec 5 2002, 05:56 PM
Shok - Let me know how the manwhoring goes. I might be interested in giving that a shot! :)
Two nickels is all he's made from it over the past 5+ years! :zoinks:

(and a nickel and a half was from ME :awinky: )[/b][/quote]
geeez.. and I've given him my 2 cents several times ;)

[voodooman]

All I want for xmas is to win the Oprano Pickem one week.

:agrin:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Dec 5 2002, 08:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Dec 5 2002, 08:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -cj@Dec 5 2002, 07:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 5 2002, 03:08 PM
I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)
I've never heard you talk like this peaches!!

i think i like it!!!!
It made me um...stand up and take notice too.....[/b][/quote]
I'm a wee bit passionate about this - does it show? :yowsa:

[LBBV]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 5 2002, 11:53 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 5 2002, 11:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -SykkBoy@Dec 5 2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by -cj@Dec 5 2002, 07:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Dec 5 2002, 03:08 PM
I would like to respectfully submit a very simple wish, Mr. Santa/Satan Ken:

A hit on the stupid bitch that owns the lots next to mine so I can buy them from her estate and she won't be able to build her stupid bitch houses on them and I can keep my privacy :bdance:

That's certainly in line with the Christmas spirit, isn't it? :rokk:

Thank you for your kind consideration towards my well thought out, and not at all selfish, request. :)
I've never heard you talk like this peaches!!

i think i like it!!!!
It made me um...stand up and take notice too.....
I'm a wee bit passionate about this - does it show? :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
Note to self: don't EVER piss off Peaches :wnw:

[Mike AI]

This has to be the funniest thread ever on Oprano!!!

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[Diamond Jim]

Originally posted by Ken@Dec 5 2002, 04:56 PM
You guys have me mistaken for someone who could actually afford all of those things! You better find yourself a new Santa....one that has two nickels to rub together :)

Lyin' bastard....

Ken has more money than God.... :ph34r:

[Shok]

Ken went to take a shit at the Venetian once and clogged the toilets.
When the janitor came out he was holding rolls of $100's.

That poor shit dont cut it here santa....give it up!!