Asshole Of The Month !

[Billy]

First of all I want to congrulate VooMann for being the Asshole of the Month, Andrew you are December's TOP asshole !! I am not sure what Tony will do for you at work but you deserve something !!

Andrew and the guys at http://www.national-net.com/ are really # 1 in my book and have been so for years so make sure you check them out if you are looking for something that is worth a few extra bucks !

We also have started the VOTING !!!! Yes you now have to tell us who you think is the biggest asshole of the year, we have a great bunch of assholes but only ONE can win, so VOTE with your heart ! Please do not take bribes or use any of Serge's ideas !!

http://isjustanasshole.com

VOTE NOW !!! Show us how you feel !!! VOTE NOW !!!


:bdance: :bdance: :bjump: :bwave: :bdance: :bjump: :bwave: :bjump: :bjump: :bwave: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: Hey We voted for Serge last year, what do we do now ? ? ?

:redance: Follow me

[sextoyking]

Voomann,

Congrats on being the top asshole for December!!!!

[EricP]

Oh Wow.

Umm....very...'Open' there arn't we Serge?

http://www.opranoplus.com/ahole/vote.shtml

:D


Edit: I think they are going to change the top pic....if you click the link and are not disgusted - they changed it :)




Last edited by EricP at Dec 4 2002, 12:55 AM

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 4 2002, 01:47 AM
First of all I want to congrulate VooMann for being the Asshole of the Month, Andrew you are December's TOP asshole !! I am not sure what Tony will do for you at work but you deserve something !!
Wow! Congratulations, Andrew! This is one of those special momements in history.....crack open a cup of latte and enjoy! :bdance:

[Billy]

Eric I think open is an understatement : )

But it will take a BIG person to fill Serge's shoes !!

[Mike AI]

Congradulations Voo - I was pulling for you, ever since the dinner at Tony's you took the last peice of Jake's pizza and I wanted it! :P :P

[Vick]

Billy - the site looks great!!!!!!!!

Yes that pic at the top is um.... disgusting
and I don't mean in a good way

it will be hard to fill Serge's shoes as asshole of the year and looking at the field for 2002 there's a lot of stiff contenders he he he


:cdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bwave: :gbounce: :redance: :cdance: :bwave: :bjump: :bdance: :redance: :gbounce:


I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

[Billy]

Vick I am not sure who the front runner would be in this contest.. CJ has offered to probe all the people in the finals, if Todd would be willing to donate a large probe ???

Whats your feeling on this ? ?

[Vick]

Billy does Todd have a Liberace type probe? :P

Maybe have the contenders do a Liberace impression and go face down on an organ

BaDa Bing!!

:rolleyes:

[cj]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 4 2002, 01:11 AM
Vick I am not sure who the front runner would be in this contest.. CJ has offered to probe all the people in the finals, if Todd would be willing to donate a large probe ???

Whats your feeling on this ? ?
The Asshole Probe ;-))))

This is the test all assholes must take before voting commences!

Vote wisely folks, and remember, the more these nominees piss you off, THE MORE TIMES YOU VOTE!!





I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

>>My wife, my job, my kids and my car
my feet on the table ... and a cuban cigaaaaar

But sometimes that just aint enough
to keep a man like me interested
uh uhh no way uh uhh
i've got to go out and have fun
at someone else's expense
oh yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

everybody sing!!!

[VooMan]

Thank you Billy. I am truly honored!

First of all I'd like to thank the Lord, for making me such an asshole.

I'd like to thank my family for putting up with me and my asshole ways.

I want to thank the cast and crew at NationalNet, you guys are the best!

Sweet T - you are the man, and a wonderful friend.
Teiko, Stephanie, Matt, Bill and Bob, You are all assholes in your own right and working with you every day has been a truly great experience.

Paolo

Rosario

Starbucks

Pete

Kramer

George

Elaine

Jerry

Captain Picard

Lt. Worf

Commander Riker

Thank you... (sniffle) Thank you all SO much!

(VooMan raises his award in victory and is escorted off the stage by two beautiful latina ladies)

:bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump:

[Mutt]

You like Latinas Vooman?

these were just shot today.


http://www.wantongirls.com/clientsamples/ramona1.jpg

http://www.wantongirls.com/clientsamples/ramona2.jpg

http://www.wantongirls.com/clientsamples/ramona3.jpg

[Almighty Colin]

I'm a top 10 asshole. Someone tell me how the nicest person in the world is one spot ahead of me. The voting is fucking rigged.

[Billy]

Colin just to let you know when we make the final picks we are only a little drunk and I assure you the wine has NO input in our picks at least that is what the napkin said when I looked at it the next day : )

ASSHOLE of the Year voting is OPEN !!!

VOTE NOW !!

http://www.opranoplus.com/ahole

:moon:

[Almighty Colin]

Billy -

Asshole of the Month voting reminds me of the college football polls. About a month behind and more reflective of conditions from 6 months ago than today. Moving up or down more than a few spots at a time is not part of the system,

Next time you're in a drunken stupor staring into your napkin, remember I said that.

[Mutt]

Sharky has charged out to a big lead.

I have 5 votes, I will concede nothing at this point, i don't make backroom deals, my supporters are free to go where they want at such a time when and if my candidacy no longer is plausible.

ROCK THE VOTE!!!

http://www.opranoplus.com/ahole

[Shok]

sharky is a godamn cheater!!! lol :P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 4 2002, 12:40 PM
sharky is a godamn cheater!!! lol :P
..and so is Billy!

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...042#post1137042 (http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1137042#post1137042)

but...I'm letting the world know!

[Mutt]

yes we suspect Sharky is a big cheater..................... but remember, there is no honor amongst thieves nor assholes so voting irregularities are not unexpected :barfon:

[Big_S]

Originally posted by Mutt@Dec 4 2002, 12:53 PM
yes we suspect Sharky is a big cheater..................... but remember, there is no honor amongst thieves nor assholes so voting irregularities are not unexpected :barfon:
Damn Shrimpy...it didn't take long for them to catch on the that vote script you had us write. Should we turn it off now that they are on to you? :awinky:

[sharky]

lol.. is it my fault that everyone thinks I am an asshole?

All of my employees and most of my clients have voted... they were more than happy to agree when I asked if they would vote.

The only oddity is I was just asking as a joke.. they took this seriously and decided that they will prove once and forall that I am 2002 king asshole!

[sharky]

Originally posted by Mutt@Dec 4 2002, 12:53 PM
yes we suspect Sharky is a big cheater..................... but remember, there is no honor amongst thieves nor assholes so voting irregularities are not unexpected :barfon:
How could I be cheating?

:-)

[Mutt]

we don't know ............ inspectors are looking around now :nyanya:

are you paying street people to come into your office and cast votes for you?

[Mutt]

RRRED now in second place, she has the big MO on her side. No i mean MO as in 'momentum' not referring to Shok at all.

[sharky]

Originally posted by Mutt@Dec 4 2002, 02:25 PM
we don't know ............ inspectors are looking around now :nyanya:

are you paying street people to come into your office and cast votes for you?
how did you find out???

[Mutt]

Sharky still with a healthy lead over RRRED and Shok in a dead heat for second.


i've doubled my votes, sitting on 10 and waiting to call in favors from key people.

[Billy]

I get home and I have a ton of e-mail from people who say that Sharky is cheating !! Sharky we know you don't have that many friends, who is helping you ? ?

We will be keeping an eye on you : )

[Vick]

My vote is for sale

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 4 2002, 08:04 PM
I get home and I have a ton of e-mail from people who say that Sharky is cheating !! Sharky we know you don't have that many friends, who is helping you ? ?

We will be keeping an eye on you : )
Wouldn't cheating be put in the "plus" column for being an asshole? :agrin:

[Billy]

I guess it depends on who wins : )

I just dont see how Sharky can follow in Serge's footsteps !!!

[Mutt]

long way to go, time for people to get the vote out if they want to be King of the Assholes.

Current Leaders
*************

SHARKY 36
RRRED 20
SHOK 18
KEN 14

[sharky]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 4 2002, 07:04 PM
I get home and I have a ton of e-mail from people who say that Sharky is cheating !! Sharky we know you don't have that many friends, who is helping you ? ?

We will be keeping an eye on you : )
I thought this is about being an asshole!!

Do assholes have a lot of friends???

[SweetT]

Just want to add my Congrats to VooMan for Asshole of the Month (and should be asshole of the YEAR)......As someone who is forced to work beside him day in and day out, I can tell you that there a fewer assholes bigger than him. The worst part is that he is the worst kind of asshole.....he is nice to your face, and an asshole behind your back. You should hear how he talks about all of you people when you are not around....its down right disgusting.

In fact, I will prove it....for everyone that votes for VooMan for Asshole of the Year, I will post here publicy what he says about you when you are not around. (this could be fun ;)

I will even do one better....to help get back at VooMan, I will sacrifice myself to the cause and I will spend one night with Mutts new girl (see pics above) and I will tell VooMan all of the sordid details of the evening. Of course, you all know that I do not care for Latina's so I would be doing this solely for the sake of getting back at VooMan and not for any personal gain.

What do you think about that??


--Sweet "Like Mike (Vick)...if I could be like Mike" T

[sharky]

hahahaha!

I guess it's time for me to come up with a better plan to get votes!

BigS - can we rework that script?

[voodooman]

Vooman,

Congrats on Asshole of the month.

Im sure you wont let us down in your
duties as an asshole.

:yowsa:

[Matt]

I want to add my congratulations to VooMan for winning Asshole of the Month. Like Sweet T, I spend everyday being assaulted by Voo's assholiness!! VooMan has no equal!

This award can only be surpassed by Voo earning Asshole of the Year, I can think of no one more truly deserving...

Now on to Sweet T's promise...I just voted for VooMan as Asshole of the year, so what is Voo saying about me behind my back? Huh??

With T's promise, I think we'll all get to see the true depth of Voo's hidden assholiness...a man truly deserving of your vote.

Vote Voo in 2002!


Matt




www.natnet.com

[Vick]

You know what I have to wonder
If Mutt wins the prestigious and much coveted Asshole of the Year Award

HOW IN THE HELL WOULD HE GET IT!!??

[Billy]

Vick are you saying that Assholes need to be present to win ? ?

I am a little suprised with the votes, I would have thought that Vooman would have had more votes, over the past few years I know he has done a lot to deserve more votes.. Well maybe its becuase of Tony that people are not voting, heck if Mike AI was to walk around his yard in a robe fedding the birds I would not say anything mean about him !

:gbounce:

[Vick]

Vick are you saying that Assholes need to be present to win ? ?

Billy I don't know .... do they? :o he he he

Would Asshole of the year be enough to get Mutt on a plane?

[Meni]

I dropped 14th this month, hmmm

[Billy]

Vick if Mutt gets on a plane I would be suprised, I think he just sits in his room all day in front of his computer in his underware, kind of like Edd does : )

I don't know what it will take, heck New Orleans food is usually enough to make one come here : )

[Vick]

New Orleans food is usually enough to make one come here

For some of us again and again and again :D

[Billy]

Sharky 23.5% [46]
Rrred 17.9% [35]
Shok 10.2% [20]

I am really suprised at Ken 8.7% [17] I would have though he would have had more.

VOTE NOW !!

http://www.opranoplus.com/ahole/vote.shtml

Only a few more days to go !!

[ulfie]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 6 2002, 10:50 AM
Vick if Mutt gets on a plane I would be suprised, I think he just sits in his room all day in front of his computer in his underware, kind of like Edd does : )

I don't know what it will take, heck New Orleans food is usually enough to make one come here : )
When did it become wrong to sit in front of the computer all day in your underwear? That's the whole reason I got into this biz. :D

If Mutt won't get on a plane to eat Billy's crawfish, I doubt there is anything that will ever get him on a plane. mmmmmmmmm, crawfish.

[Billy]

Are you ready for another crawfish boil ? ?

:redance: as close as I could get to a crawfish : )

[ulfie]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 7 2002, 05:07 PM
Are you ready for another crawfish boil ? ?

:redance: as close as I could get to a crawfish : )
You need Hank Williams Jr. to do the "Are You Ready For Some Crawfish" song. That would be classic.

Are you ready for some crawfish?
We got wig and edd and MikeAI and Billy and Serge
All my rowdy friends are here in New Orleans tonight.

[Billy]

I dont know about getting Hank Williams Jr but maybe we can get Tim from our office to do it, I hear he is a great singer !

Are you ready for some crawfish !!!!!

[LBBV]

I taught Vooman EVERYTHING he knows about being an asshole...it makes me feel honored to see the pupil exceed the teacher :wnw:

[Billy]

Bill I cannot tell you what he did not pass you up !

[Ironhorse]

Hey VooMan congrats man, long time no chat. Are you going to Internext? If so I'd love to meet up and chat with you.

[Billy]

VOTE NOW !!

http://www.opranoplus.com/ahole/vote.shtml

Voting is going to close on December 27th !!

VOTE NOW !!

Don't let the wrong person become asshole of the year : )

[VooMan]

Hi Ironhorse,

Yep, I'll be in Vegas. :-)

It has been a long time. Nice to see you posting again. :-)))

Andrew

[Billy]

Vooman... does that mean you are going to grace
us at the PHB ?????

[VooMan]

Hi Billy,

I believe I will be at the PHB for the first time ever. :-)

Andrew

[sharky]

Billy -

Are you trying to say I am not the right person for asshole of the year??

[Billy]

Sharky you truely an asshole !! Don't get me wrong by can you fill Serge's shoes ??

Can you make the white tiger happy ??

Have the people spoken ? ?

Only a few more days till the voting is over !!

Vote now till the 27th !!

[sharky]

Noone can fill Serges Shoes.

The white tiger will stay with him.. I can however hand out a Big Fuck You to whoever deserves it:-)

[Billy]

With less then two days to go here is how it stands as of Christmas day !

Sharky.... 28.5% [113]
Shok....... 17.1% [68]
RRRED.... 15.9% [63]

Not sure if anybody can catch the cheating Sharky, I think we may have a re-count !! Funny how Sharky is based in Florida and we have possible voting fraud going on ? ? ?

Vote now.. over at 12am on the 28th !

http://www.opranoplus.com/ahole/vote.shtml

[Billy]

Well only a few more hours till we know who will win....

[sharky]

Thank You!Thank You! Thank You!

All of my russian friends with their hitbots paid off! Thanks for the referral to them Serge!

;-)

While I will happily accept this honor... I truly know in my heart that the TRUE Asshole of the year is Cybrglide! He was not in the running, but his thievery has certainly effected my bottom line the last 6 months!

While I type this from my hotel in sunny Calabasas, CA I am reminded of another asshole from this area... where it all began!

[Billy]

Sharky you are truely an asshole !!

Anybody have any ideas for other asshole awards let me know, the party in only a few days away and I am ready ??

Who will win the coveted, Asshole that got laid the least in 2002 Award ? ?

Who will win the Most improved Asshole for 2002 ? ?

And let's not forget the Most wornout Asshole award !!!

Let me know if you have any ideas, I am always looking for new asshole ideas !

[VideoTron Inc]

Wait, doesnt everyone have a asshole? :rolleyes:

[Billy]

some not as big as others !

[MikeFold]

Originally posted by VooMan@Dec 23 2002, 12:05 AM
Hi Billy,
I believe I will be at the PHB for the first time ever. :-)
Andrew
there goes the neighborhood.....
:yowsa:

[Billy]

Humm does having Vooman at a party make it a better neighborhood to be in or worse ? ?

[MikeFold]

Originally posted by Billy@Dec 29 2002, 12:14 PM
Humm does having Vooman at a party make it a better neighborhood to be in or worse ? ?
Billy,
I just offered up the cliche.....
It an individual decision
B)