Who Is Converting?

[Shok]

Anyone got any tips on whats kicking ass for you right now?
I'd like to try some new stuff in the mailers and see what bites.
Whats doing it for you?

[Winetalk.com]

as long as you asked....
http://cash.pornocruto.nu/

[bpj]

shok,
give http://mysticmoney.com a shot on some mailers!
We'll have some html creatives finished up in the next day or so....

[Nickatilynx]

as long as you asked....
http://cash.pornocruto.nu/




Betcha it sells like hotcakes.

[Shok]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 10:16 AM
as long as you asked....
http://cash.pornocruto.nu/




Betcha it sells like hotcakes.
im afraid lol

it looks like a hot converter...but I wonder what kind of complaints that will generate :unsure:

[Shok]

Originally posted by bpj@Dec 3 2002, 10:12 AM
shok,
give http://mysticmoney.com a shot on some mailers!
We'll have some html creatives finished up in the next day or so....
I'll give it a whirl

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shok+Dec 3 2002, 01:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Dec 3 2002, 01:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 10:16 AM
as long as you asked....
http://cash.pornocruto.nu/




Betcha it sells like hotcakes.
im afraid lol

it looks like a hot converter...but I wonder what kind of complaints that will generate :unsure:[/b][/quote]
from whom?

you are not living up to your name
;-))

good converter, SHOKing content,
what else would one want?
;-)

[Nickatilynx]

hmmmmmmmmmm

It is known that I have the morals which I can afford.


and heck....Xmass is coming.
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

:) :) :)

:nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya:

[Hooper]

those sites are pretty fuckin disgusting :barfon:

[Shok]

I have SHOKing footage of RRRED getting the runs after a long night of bourbon and cigars :huh:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Hooper@Dec 3 2002, 01:36 PM
those sites are pretty fuckin disgusting :barfon:
why?

I'll pay you $1000 if you can prove beyond the reasonable doubt that your sites any different,
as far as disgust is concern...

do you have any objections if my mother in law be a jury?

at least they are honest...
;-))

http://www.violentrussians.com

[Dravyk]

If you're looking for making some sales on the webmaster traffic in your mailer, Shok, give me a yell on ICQ.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 3 2002, 01:37 PM
I have SHOKing footage of RRRED getting the runs after a long night of bourbon and cigars :huh:
I'll buy it, how much?
;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

If you're looking for making some sales on the webmaster traffic in your mailer, Shok, give me a yell on ICQ.




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry Harry struck me as funny LOL

[Shok]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 3 2002, 10:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 3 2002, 10:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 3 2002, 01:37 PM
I have SHOKing footage of RRRED getting the runs after a long night of bourbon and cigars :huh:
I'll buy it, how much?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
ask ken, he's the manure connoisseur

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 01:44 PM
Sorry Harry struck me as funny LOL
You always had a weird sense of humour, Jon!! :matey:

(oooh, note the Canadian spelling!)

[Nickatilynx]

Dravyk,

:biglaugh: ;)

Serge,

Supposing (just supposing now) I was to open a proggie like that.

And pay you (John) for advertising on Oprano.Would you accept the ad?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 02:08 PM
Dravyk,

:biglaugh: ;)

Serge,

Supposing (just supposing now) I was to open a proggie like that.

And pay you (John) for advertising on Oprano.Would you accept the ad?
sure....I have no idea what people advertise on Oprano...
do I look like a censor or moral judge to you?

as long as Hooper says "it's disgusting",
it's OK for me
;-)))

I rely on him to post on ALL webmasters boards what Oprano is doing wrong in his opinion
;-)))

[SextrafficPete]

"as long as Hooper says "it's disgusting",
it's OK for me"

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

now thats classic :)

[Nickatilynx]

I rely on him to post on ALL webmasters boards what Oprano is doing wrong in his opinion
;-)))

Precisely!!!! :agrin: :)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 02:13 PM
I rely on him to post on ALL webmasters boards what Oprano is doing wrong in his opinion
;-)))

Precisely!!!! :agrin: :)
and I bet he won't be alone
;-))

[Nickatilynx]

and I bet he won't be alone
;-))

ahahahahahahaha

and none have read Al Capone.

"" When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality. ""

[Mike AI]

Well with Nick getting mushy on us, I found the perfect Christmas gift for him!

http://ticket2heaven.com/

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahahaha


Me? Mushy? R-n forbid!!

SextrafficPete should tell you my "dead people" idea!!!

:)

[Nickatilynx]

I wonder what the position on advertising would be for the propriortors of other boards!

On allowing advertising for a similar grey mkt affiliate program?

[Opti]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 4 2002, 05:59 AM
Anyone got any tips on whats kicking ass for you right now?
I'd like to try some new stuff in the mailers and see what bites.
Whats doing it for you?
http://www.ezpornbucks.com/ is worth a try.. only 5 sites but it's about the only thing I've seen showing much potential over the last few weeks. I have a vague suspicion you might know the guy that owns it too.

and a text link to Purve.com saying something like "XXX for Chix" is a must for any mailer to any niche imho ;-))

If you're looking for making some sales on the webmaster traffic in your mailer, Shok, give me a yell on ICQ.

Are you talking about content god Dravyk?

[SextrafficPete]

"SextrafficPete should tell you my "dead people" idea!!!"

Buy 2 bibles, get a ticket to heaven free as a bonus! :)

[RRRED]

>>>>>>>Who Is Converting?, looking for ideas>>>>>

Will you PLEASE leave the straight men alone? Jeesh

[kmanrox]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 11:29 AM
ahahahahahahaha


Me? Mushy? R-n forbid!!

SextrafficPete should tell you my "dead people" idea!!!

:)
you should hear about timon's pay per kill idea using chickens

[Shok]

Originally posted by RRRED@Dec 3 2002, 11:49 AM
>>>>>>>Who Is Converting?, looking for ideas>>>>>

Will you PLEASE leave the straight men alone? Jeesh
shut up, they think this is a legit thread you asshole

[SextrafficPete]

is it funnier than bobx's "the government is trying to get into my brian via satelite waves while i sleep"

http://www.bobx.com/

hahahahaha

[Nickatilynx]

Dude , I think Bob may be onto something!!! :)

you should hear about timon's pay per kill idea using chickens



Ahhhh the old chicken assassain idea......

;)

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 02:08 PM
Dravyk,

:biglaugh: ;)

Serge,

Supposing (just supposing now) I was to open a proggie like that.

And pay you (John) for advertising on Oprano.Would you accept the ad?
hmmm, if so, this could set a precedent and I could maybe go public with my "underground" sites :)


"dead person" sites? you mean like www.necrobabes.com ? those guys make a fortune. I worked with a guy who shoots videos for them...he makes the videos for $500-1000 a piece, sells to these guys for a few grand a piece and of course they turn around and sell a couple thousand copies each at $20-30 a pop....

but the Porn Sensitivity Police would have a field day with this......

[Nickatilynx]

sykk,

It wasn't porn and if it was it wouldn't be that weird~!

:yowsa:

You really are....strange ;)

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2002, 03:13 PM
sykk,

It wasn't porn and if it was it wouldn't be that weird~!

:yowsa:

You really are....strange ;)
hey, why think uside of the box when you'er busy wondering why no one wants to make a circle (structurally stronger than a mere square)


"not porn"? hmmm, does this mean a resurrection of That's Disgusting? er whatever that site was? ;)

[RRRED]

Sykky!! How did you guys like the fight? Where did you end up sitting? We made it JUST in time for the pay per view portion barely.

[sextoyking]

Shok,

gotta love your avatar.

Litte kid just saw santa's grave, Ouch!!!!

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by RRRED@Dec 3 2002, 03:46 PM
Sykky!! How did you guys like the fight? Where did you end up sitting? We made it JUST in time for the pay per view portion barely.
We loved it....about 10 rows off the floor (only a couple rows behind Hooper...does that make us special? ;)))

We saw you guys finally make it..

I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was Gina's first UFC experience of any sort and she had a blast (except the long silences while the PPV audience got between fight commentary and we got to try to read Joe Rogan's lips) ;)

damn, I guess we really owe Ken....I'll be sure to set him up with this cute little midget hooker...she only has one working eye and is missing a few teeth, but has a heart as big as Texas........ ;)))

[RRRED]

That's awesome... I didn't know Hooper went. You shoulda called my cell! I am totally into the whole thing now. We went the next night as well at the Aladdin and it kicked ass... well not really ass. There was one guy that can't have children now but hey I guess that's what they consider a good time. Tito sat across the isle from us the following night. One hand packed with ice and the other hand with only 1 visible knuckle. Not a scratch on his face. He was lookin good I must say. :inlove:

It's amazing I had never even heard of any of this. There's supposed to be reruns of the ppv. I hope I can find out when and how etc. I guess ya gotta buy a video.

All in all what a good show. Where's Bill??? Yoohoo where are you! My highlight by far. Tony thanks for a good times as usual and KK I really enjoyed talking with you this trip. I don't believe we've really had that chance before.

Jim and Elxis, what a couple. It was beyond a pleasure. What a nice relaxing ending to the trip.

Oh and Amanda, I hate you!

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Opti@Dec 3 2002, 02:36 PM

If you're looking for making some sales on the webmaster traffic in your mailer, Shok, give me a yell on ICQ.

Are you talking about content god Dravyk?
Yep, Opti. Paying $280 per sale. :awinky:

Amazing hot threads take on a life of there own: from sponsors to death sites to ultimate fighting ...

[Ken]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Dec 3 2002, 01:24 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Dec 3 2002, 01:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--RRRED@Dec 3 2002, 03:46 PM
Sykky!! How did you guys like the fight? Where did you end up sitting? We made it JUST in time for the pay per view portion barely.
We loved it....about 10 rows off the floor (only a couple rows behind Hooper...does that make us special? ;)))

We saw you guys finally make it..

I thoroughly enjoyed it. It was Gina's first UFC experience of any sort and she had a blast (except the long silences while the PPV audience got between fight commentary and we got to try to read Joe Rogan's lips) ;)

damn, I guess we really owe Ken....I'll be sure to set him up with this cute little midget hooker...she only has one working eye and is missing a few teeth, but has a heart as big as Texas........ ;)))[/b][/quote]

SykkBoy - The midget sounds ok, but if you could hook me up with that ring girl.....I'll get you tickets to every UFC :) You could crack eggs on that stomach of hers!

Fights were awesome. Can't wait to go again.....

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Ken@Dec 4 2002, 03:04 PM
SykkBoy - The midget sounds ok, but if you could hook me up with that ring girl.....I'll get you tickets to every UFC :) You could crack eggs on that stomach of hers!
You can crack eggs on Shok's head, if that's what you're needing! I'll try to work out a deal for you :D

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Ken@Dec 4 2002, 02:04 PM
SykkBoy - The midget sounds ok, but if you could hook me up with that ring girl.....I'll get you tickets to every UFC :) You could crack eggs on that stomach of hers!

Fights were awesome. Can't wait to go again.....
Actually, I have a friend who used to date her (she did some ring girl work for Don King, whose press conferences we used to cater when I worked for the Coyote Cafe@MGM)

I'll give him a bell and see if he still has her number.

[Nickatilynx]

You could crack eggs on that stomach of hers

A new niche perhaps? eggcrackingtummies.com.

Ken,
You are nearly as weird as Sykk....nearly :) :agrin:

[Shok]

Originally posted by Dravyk+Dec 4 2002, 10:44 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Dec 4 2002, 10:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Opti@Dec 3 2002, 02:36 PM

If you're looking for making some sales on the webmaster traffic in your mailer, Shok, give me a yell on ICQ.

Are you talking about content god Dravyk?
Yep, Opti. Paying $280 per sale. :awinky:

Amazing hot threads take on a life of there own: from sponsors to death sites to ultimate fighting ...[/b][/quote]
hmm lets see

I think Gabe has gonnerea
or maybe its a yeast infection.
Either way hes trying to cover it up so no one finds out :barfon:

[RRRED]

:moon: I'll crack something alright and it isn't going to be an egg....

Anyways, yeah it was my very first experience too. I've never even been to a boxing match. I don't think I'll even enjoy boxing because of the lack of "ring debris". Ken has changed me forever. No longer can I watch baseball, nor can I enjoy going to the petting zoo. The only way I'll be able to appreciate warm and fuzzy animals is if they are stuck to the grill on my car.

Thank you sweet, you are the best :awinky:

Shok didn't Gabe get that cleared up?

[Shok]

yeah well you know Gabe, he loves those Pakistani whores, especially the ones with the 2 humps on their back.
:yowsa:

[Gabriel]

Shok i finally got the dripping to stop thanks, but thats the last time I share gym equipment with you and Ken.

[Shok]

here I was thinking you and ken were just taking long showers.
sword fights huh, I guess you lost? :matey:

[Ken]

Originally posted by RRRED@Dec 4 2002, 01:10 PM
:moon: I'll crack something alright and it isn't going to be an egg....

Anyways, yeah it was my very first experience too. I've never even been to a boxing match. I don't think I'll even enjoy boxing because of the lack of "ring debris". Ken has changed me forever. No longer can I watch baseball, nor can I enjoy going to the petting zoo. The only way I'll be able to appreciate warm and fuzzy animals is if they are stuck to the grill on my car.

Thank you sweet, you are the best :awinky:

Shok didn't Gabe get that cleared up?

uhhh..... (back peddling as fast as I can) I was actually wanting the ring girls number for my good buddy Shok :)

I love the fact that you are turned on by blood and guts as much as I am and I'll keep my eggs to myself ;)

Gabe - You told me I was your first! Bastard!!! No more sword fights for you!!! I'll be back in a while. I have this sudden urge to go see my doctor....

[Dravyk]

First eggs, now yeast ... Ingredients to an odd thread. :P

How you doing, Ken? Gabe, great avatar! Rrred. ring ring.

[Gabriel]

Shok how is it you can afford to post on the boards all day. I guess you have unlimited internet minutes [from an undisclosed benefactor(ken)]. My boss only allows me 1000 web minutes per month :(

Thanks Dravyk I jacked it....(big surprise)

[Sherie]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 3 2002, 09:59 AM
Anyone got any tips on whats kicking ass for you right now?
I'd like to try some new stuff in the mailers and see what bites.
Whats doing it for you?
You just worry about me!! :P

[Shok]

Originally posted by Sherie+Dec 4 2002, 02:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sherie @ Dec 4 2002, 02:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 3 2002, 09:59 AM
Anyone got any tips on whats kicking ass for you right now?
I'd like to try some new stuff in the mailers and see what bites.
Whats doing it for you?
You just worry about me!! :P[/b][/quote]
do you bite also?
Im still recovering from my Peaches wounds :cryin:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Shok@Dec 4 2002, 07:03 PM
do you bite also?
Im still recovering from my Peaches wounds :cryin:
Antibiotics! Or are you afraid to put medicine "down there"? :gbounce:

[Ken]

Originally posted by Peaches+Dec 4 2002, 03:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Dec 4 2002, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 4 2002, 07:03 PM
do you bite also?
Im still recovering from my Peaches wounds :cryin:
Antibiotics! Or are you afraid to put medicine "down there"? :gbounce:[/b][/quote]
Shok is immune to Antibiotics. He needs raditation to get rid of the shit he has.........


Peaches - can you drop me an e-mail? I want to run something by you.... ken@webquest.net - Thanks :)


Things are great Drav? How about you?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Ken@Dec 4 2002, 06:23 PM

Shok is immune to Antibiotics. He needs raditation to get rid of the shit he has.........

Shok,
is this true??????

when did you get prostate cancer?
;-))))

[Sherie]

Originally posted by Shok+Dec 4 2002, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Dec 4 2002, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Sherie@Dec 4 2002, 02:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Dec 3 2002, 09:59 AM
Anyone got any tips on whats kicking ass for you right now?
I'd like to try some new stuff in the mailers and see what bites.
Whats doing it for you?
You just worry about me!! :P
do you bite also?
Im still recovering from my Peaches wounds :cryin:[/b][/quote]
Only if it's requested!! :D

[Phoenix]

penicillin isn't as effective as it used to be i suggest the dental dam :blink:

[Shann]

I'm converting! I have decided to leave this atheist life behind me and become Mormon! Only if they let me have more than one husband, hubba hubba rofl

[Phoenix]

Originally posted by Shann@Dec 5 2002, 08:02 AM
I'm converting! I have decided to leave this atheist life behind me and become Mormon! Only if they let me have more than one husband, hubba hubba rofl
hmmm sounds like fun...think i could join this great club you are talking about? id like to have more then one wife...maybe we could work out a suitable arrangement...i currently have wednesday nights open :P

[Shok]

Originally posted by Phoenix+Dec 5 2002, 08:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phoenix @ Dec 5 2002, 08:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shann@Dec 5 2002, 08:02 AM
I'm converting! I have decided to leave this atheist life behind me and become Mormon! Only if they let me have more than one husband, hubba hubba rofl
hmmm sounds like fun...think i could join this great club you are talking about? id like to have more then one wife...maybe we could work out a suitable arrangement...i currently have wednesday nights open :P[/b][/quote]
who in their right mind would want more than 1 wife? :blink:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shann@Dec 5 2002, 11:02 AM
I'm converting! I have decided to leave this atheist life behind me and become Mormon! Only if they let me have more than one husband, hubba hubba rofl
something people don't know about Mormons..

are you aware that they pay 10% "tithe" to the Church, and it's from gross income?

still wanna convert?
;-))

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 5 2002, 12:56 PM
something people don't know about Mormons..

are you aware that they pay 10% "tithe" to the Church, and it's from gross income?

still wanna convert?
;-))
They take care of their own though - I've never known a Mormon that was unemployed or even underemployed. :) Most churches preach tithing 10% of your gross income and Bible thumpers like my mother fork out about 50% :awinky:

[Winetalk.com]

Peaches,
Mormons are one of the best Christian friends State of Israel has...

I bet you not to many people are aware of that also.

[Shann]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 5 2002, 08:56 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 5 2002, 08:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shann@Dec 5 2002, 11:02 AM
I'm converting! I have decided to leave this atheist life behind me and become Mormon! Only if they let me have more than one husband, hubba hubba rofl
something people don't know about Mormons..

are you aware that they pay 10% "tithe" to the Church, and it's from gross income?

still wanna convert?
;-))[/b][/quote]
Income what income? I'm supposed to get paid?! GASP

(in case revenue canada is reading this hahaha)

[Vick]

who in their right mind would want more than 1 wife?

Well there are certain advantages
Like if the wives want to "talk" - I don't have to be involved

Stephen King made some excellent points in the story "L.T.'s Theory of Pets"

Talking isn't a marriage's best friend - silence is

Most marriage counsellors who say you should talk - are either divorced or gay - are they really the best person togive advice about marriage - what do they really know about marriage?