Mike Ai Is Having A B-day ! [Archive] - Oprano Adult Industry Forums

Billy

11-30-2002, 01:48 AM

Well here we are on November 30th ! And what a special day that is, it's Mike's Birthday !!

Now that Mike is an old married man (he is 40, she is 20) he is starting to slow down a lot so if you wish him a happy B-day make sure you type slow....

A N D I D O M E A N S L O W ! !!!

Happy B-day !!

:gbounce: :redance: :bjump: :cdance: :bwave: :bdance: :nyanya:

DynaMite

11-30-2002, 03:58 AM

H.....A......P........P......Y............B.....I. .....R.....T.....H......D.....A.....Y.....!!!!!

p.s. How's the prostate doing?

DynaMite :hic: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :yowsa:

Last edited by DynaMite at Nov 30 2002, 01:07 AM

Ironhorse

11-30-2002, 04:00 AM

Man, it's all downhill from here :awinky:

Happy B-Day ! :wnw:

sextoyking

11-30-2002, 04:06 AM

Happy Birthday Mike!!!

:rokk:

slavdogg

11-30-2002, 05:45 AM

Happy Birthday Mike, !!!

dude you're 40 ??

voodooman

11-30-2002, 06:14 AM

Happy Birthday Mike!!!

:bdance: :cdance: :bdance: :cdance:

art

11-30-2002, 06:14 AM

Happy birthday Mike!

Be careful with the :hic: or you might get :barfon:

Greetings,

Art

11-30-2002, 06:31 AM

Happy Birthday OLD FART!!!

Mutt

11-30-2002, 06:33 AM

I think Mike is growing into 'dirtyoldman-hood' very gracefully!

http://www.opranoplus.com/smilies/groucho.gif <---- Groucho Marx, the Patron Saint of Dirty Old Men

11-30-2002, 06:42 AM

see, we are here making fun of him for being an old fart ... and he's probably laying in bed right now sipping coffee and getting a blow job ...

yep, whose really laughing LOL

Winetalk.com

11-30-2002, 07:56 AM

Originally posted by cj@Nov 30 2002, 06:50 AM
see, we are here making fun of him for being an old fart ... and he's probably laying in bed right now sipping coffee and getting a blow job ...

yep, whose really laughing LOL
cj, I bet you never done anything like it...
coffee burns are the worst!
;-)))

11-30-2002, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 30 2002, 08:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 30 2002, 08:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Nov 30 2002, 06:50 AM
see, we are here making fun of him for being an old fart ... and he's probably laying in bed right now sipping coffee and getting a blow job ...

yep, whose really laughing LOL
cj, I bet you never done anything like it...
coffee burns are the worst!
;-)))[/b][/quote]
LOL

not quite he WORST

the worst is if you overheat the wax when your doing your bikini line ...

:D

Opti

11-30-2002, 08:14 AM

Forty! congrats Michael :gbounce:

So life finally begins for you today!

Ignore the kids... us men only get better with age! (just ask any 20 something chicky babe!) :yowsa:

Mutt

11-30-2002, 08:51 AM

Mike isn't 40, he's a kid. his political views sometimes make him appear older than he is. :nyanya:

Menace

11-30-2002, 09:30 AM

Happy Birthday Mike! :gbounce:

(he is 40, she is 20)

that's about perfect, nice shopping :D

Peaches

11-30-2002, 10:17 AM

Geeze - TWO Nawlins birthdays of crazy guys in 2 days? Scary :awinky:

Happy Birthday, Michael!! :cdance:

Vick

11-30-2002, 10:35 AM

Best Wishes for a Happy Birthday MikeAI

The Oprano Dancers :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :gbounce: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :redance: say

:hic: till you :barfon: or maybe not :P

and in the immortal words of our patron saint of dirty old men Groucho Marx
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels"

Billy

11-30-2002, 11:19 AM

The funny thing is most OLD people get up early, right Serge, but for some strange reason Mike still gets up around noon : )

Mutt.. you are right he is not 40, we just started saying that a few years ago because he did not want people to know how old he really was : )

Buff

11-30-2002, 11:34 AM

When did Mike start getting up at noon? His ICQ doesn't come alive til about 2:30!

Happy 45th Birthday, Mike!

MikeW

11-30-2002, 11:36 AM

HAPPY BDAY MIKEAI!! Wow, 2 oprano birthdays today ;-))) and both Mike's.. too freaky!

:cdance: :cdance: :cdance:

Angel

11-30-2002, 11:37 AM

Happy Birthday Mike : ) :bjump:

I didn't know you were older than Billy :awinky:

sextoyking

11-30-2002, 11:55 AM

Hi Angel,

wow it's been along time since I have seen you around.

how have you guys been???

cool avatar btw.

happy holidays

todd

mojobill

11-30-2002, 12:06 PM

Happy Birthday MikeAI! Many more! ;-)

Winetalk.com

11-30-2002, 12:36 PM

Billy,
happy birthday, old man...

"I don't know but I've been told
someone needs a geritol"
;-)))

gigi

11-30-2002, 12:57 PM

HAPPY DAY YOU WERE BORN MIKE! :cdance:

As your birthday present I thought I'd give you something you can use in your old age...a braille version of Hustler Magazine:

http://www.humorbomb.com/pictures/2.html

:scans:

Last edited by gigi at Nov 30 2002, 01:10 PM

Mike AI

11-30-2002, 01:20 PM

Thanks for all the kind wishes!!!

If anyone knows Billy well, they know he went to BRother Martin High School. IT is a school where the priest know how to handled troubled youths like Billy - so they really do not focus on things like counting, and reading! Apparently he is getting confused between his IQ and by age.

:yowsa: :yowsa:

Today I am 32, and while I feel old, I keep trying to tell myself it is not that old.... :agrin:

After my Hannukah party with my family today, I will be heading back to the house for our annual Billy, Luke, Michael B-day party - I will make sure I have a drink for each of you and 2 for you Mike W!!!

MikeFold

11-30-2002, 02:08 PM

hahahahahahaha&copy
Keep it up Mike...you might catch me
:redance:

LadyLaw

11-30-2002, 03:25 PM

Happy Birthday Michael....at 32 you're YOUNG! :D

Have a wonderful birthday evening....

And kiss Grandma hello for us!

PornoDoggy

11-30-2002, 03:38 PM

Happy Birthday!

ulfie

11-30-2002, 04:40 PM

Happy B-day Mike.

:cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance:

Nickatilynx

11-30-2002, 06:59 PM

Happy Birthday Mike :)

Billy

12-01-2002, 11:04 AM

All I can say is one thing today

:hic:

:barfon:

Edd

12-01-2002, 11:39 PM

Mike turned 32 and Billy turned what - 46... 47? how much older than me are you, Billy? :awinky:

Billy

12-02-2002, 02:43 AM

Edd what happen last night they would not let you out the old folks home to come to the party.. heck Even heard from Fold so what was the story with you ???

Edd

12-02-2002, 10:51 AM

Sorry Billy - I had friends from out of town pop in and I forgot about it until Luke called to see where I was - We'd already made plans so I couldn't make it! :(