An All-semen Diet

[Uri]

SANTA MONICA, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- A woman in Santa Monica, California, is attempting to lose weight in a manner others may not be able to stomach -- an all-semen diet.
Starting December 1, a plump porn star named Kim Kelly hopes to lose between 10 and 20 pounds by spending 30 days on a diet consisting largely of semen -- or as she prefers, "man juice."

It may be hard for you to swallow but Kelly is shooting for at least six square meals a day -- with occasional pigouts.

So far, more than 800 men have offered to help Kelly with her diet and she's currently screening applicants thoroughly for STDs.

Although nutrition experts agree "man juice" is high in zinc and other nutrients, there's no officially recommended daily allowance.

Therefore, Kelly says plans to drink plenty of banana smoothies in between her regular meals because, in her words, "I'm not going to kill myself for this."

:bwave: :nyanya: :nyanya: :nyanya: :matey:

[Winetalk.com]

old news, old thread,
NEXT!

[voodooman]

Not so fast Serge,


Here is my chance.

:agrin:

[Mike AI]

Voodoo, I saw the stupid woman who wants to do this, she was on Playboy TV - She weights about 400+ lbs.... so not only is she a stupid bitch, but als ofat and ugly.... I guess ths is the only way she can get men to "donate" seamen to her.

[voodooman]

I trust your advice Mike.

Ill just keep waiting.

:)

[Mike AI]

Voodoo, I tell you come down to NO for a weekend, I would get you hooked up.....


Also Katie has a few cute friends, and a sister who is pretty hot. These girls are pretty wild too.... but they are in Cali...

[voodooman]

Mike,

I appreciate the invite. Hows the weather during the winter
in NO?

Im out the door, so I'll get back to this later.

B)

[Mike AI]

So far it has been about mid 60s to low 70s in day, then drops to mid 50s at night.... not to bad.

I am about to close on a house in Tampa soon as well. Will be spending a lot of time gettng that house in gear.... there are a LOT of hot chics in Florida... more then anywhere I have been. Could be a good place to find a nice girl. WHen I had my condo there I figured that is where I would find teh perfect woman....

Turns out I was wrong, it was in California.... but hey, stuff happens! :yowsa:

[voodooman]

I have lived in FL 2wice, never found the right one.

Maybe third time is a charm???

I have never been to NO though.

[Mike AI]

Voodoo - you are always welcome down to NO - we would show you a good time.

:yowsa:

[Edd]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 27 2002, 04:05 PM
Voodoo - you are always welcome down to NO - we would show you a good time.

:yowsa:
Yeah Voodoo - Mike even has a tractor you could ride so you'd feel right at home! :biglaugh:

[Shann]

YUCK! I can suck it up (pun intended haha) here and there, but good GOD a diet of spunk only?!? Too acidic, she'd be puking after a day or 2.... guess that would help lose weight but so do aerobic classes.....

and one and two and.... :cdance: :bjump:

[slavdogg]

oh damn

i have some extra pimp juice i can donate haha