View Full Version : I Just Got Back From Dennis Hof's Bunny Ranch!
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 11:55 AM
Just back from the tradeshow/ Tahoe...
I was a guest this weekend at my friend, Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City..
Doing some consulting on his web endeavours being that his HBO special airs after the last Soprano's there may be some traffic to be had real soon!
If anyone here at Oprano has the itch to go to the Ranch in January, please let me kow I can arrange for VIP accomodations on the property...
I also guarantee that if you should go..you'll get fucked like a rockstar...in fact I shared some time with a few rockstars at the ranch this weekend!
Amazing the level of professionalism, and the quality of the chicks...
They twisted my arm to at least sample the merchandise...is it worng of me to have sampled three at the same time?
I learned this weekend what I pretty much already knew..I am a GREAT FUCK!
:rokk:
I LOVE THSI BUSINESS!
Mike AI
11-25-2002, 12:03 PM
We need some photos your WhoreMonger!!!
:lol: :rolleyes: B) :P
which pornstars were there?
Peaches
11-25-2002, 12:06 PM
Wait a minute...you're trying to convince us that you had SEX in a brothel?!! :blink: Oh, sure, I guess next you'll try to make us believe you can buy a car at a car dealership..... :awinky:
you'll get fucked like a rockstar
Ok I'll bite ....
How do rockstars fuck?
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 12:10 PM
Mike wait till you see the HBO special.........
I partied with half the girls featured. What a surreal experience to see what comes in the ranch all night .
Celebs, rockstars, mother's with virgin son's, millionaires, chicks, married couples..etc
I am writing my memoirs in vivid detail- It would make for a great sitcom I can tell you that.
Staying in the back VIP house where the most notable celebs stay like Vince Neil, Joey Buttafuoco, John Wayne Bobbit and a list of A list peeps I cannot mention was the best part!
I heard moaning and screaming from every room in the house from my house 100 yards behind the ranch!
I have to go back to icing my balls now- But I'll be back in a bit with more info.
Anyone wanting to do a bachelor party should definitely consider the Ranch.
In fact I am looking into throwing a webmaster show in Reno- and driving limo's back and forth to the ranch all night.
Would anyone be down for a show where you can gamble and get laid and the most expensive hotel room in the city is $100?
hmmmmmmmmmmm. :bjump:
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 12:12 PM
Long and hard Vick.........
I had fun...except everytime I did my microphone swinging A LA Roger Daltrey I clocked myself in the head!
LOL!
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 12:15 PM
Mutt-
Trinity and Julie Love were there.
Felecia Ryder is sceduled to be there as well as Annie Ander Sinn is working there now.
The P-Stars weren't the best of them, I can say check out their site ( I know it sucks bad) we have Mike W hopefully hard at work today so this site is NEVER seen by mainstream again like this.
I can recommend Caressa Kisses, Air Force Amy, and Sexy Lexi!
oh and Pleasure for your Asian needs!
most notable celebs stay like Vince Neil, Joey Buttafuoco, John Wayne Bobbit ......
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ahahaahahahahhaha................... you typed that without any irony. my god could you possibly find three sadder washed up quasi 'celebs' than those three. oh wait............Coreys Feldman and Haim weren't there! :lol:
that is your documentary right there, forget about the whore house, just give me a reality tv show with Vince Neil, Joey Buttafuoco and John Wayne Stupid living in the same house.
actually there is a new tv reality show with sadsack former tv actors living together like the fat girl from Facts of Life, Barry Williams, Corey Feldman and some others.
sextoyking
11-25-2002, 12:43 PM
KB,
sounds like you had an awesome time!!!!
:)
Mike AI
11-25-2002, 12:46 PM
most notable celebs stay like Vince Neil, Joey Buttafuoco, John Wayne Bobbit ......
KB you are a bigger celeb then those turkeys!!!
What is the URL to this place?
Oh wait a minute, I am married now.... never mind!
Originally posted by Mutt@Nov 25 2002, 12:38 PM
most notable celebs stay like Vince Neil, Joey Buttafuoco, John Wayne Bobbit ......
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ahahaahahahahhaha................... you typed that without any irony. my god could you possibly find three sadder washed up quasi 'celebs' than those three. oh wait............Coreys Feldman and Haim weren't there! :lol:
that is your documentary right there, forget about the whore house, just give me a reality tv show with Vince Neil, Joey Buttafuoco and John Wayne Stupid living in the same house.
actually there is a new tv reality show with sadsack former tv actors living together like the fat girl from Facts of Life, Barry Williams, Corey Feldman and some others.
hmmm... party with ButtaFUCKO or take a belt sander to my balls.... :unsure: Its a braver man than me who'll take Neil's sloppy seconds thats for sure! :awinky:
What, Kato wasn't there? or Todd Bridges? no Screech from Saved by the Bell? What a PARTAY! :redance:
Vick I bet most rockstars fuck just like everyone else - granted some struggle to get it up from beneath a haze of alcohol and illicit substances, but most probably don't shoot coke into their dicks. :rokk:
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 01:12 PM
No but a certain comic who stays there is one of my hero's I hope after having the chick he likes so much his brilliance at least would rub off on me...or was that his semen?
YUCK! It was all so very clean and regulated I had no issues with the treatment of the girls...it was a very nice, classy experience and oh I forgot I had an open bar tab...that made it a lot more fun!
Jesse Ventura has also stayed there along with the likes of Andy Kaufman, and Tony Clifton.
They liked to wrestle the girls....man they didn't know what they were missing :-))
DVDA baby!
Phoenix
11-25-2002, 01:13 PM
Sounds like a great time...im sorry i missed it..
Vick I bet most rockstars fuck just like everyone else - granted some struggle to get it up from beneath a haze of alcohol and illicit substances, but most probably don't shoot coke into their dicks.
Hey that's only a rumor ........
and I'll thank you to spread it :hic:
No but a certain comic who stays there is one of my hero's
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ok Sam is dead so it ain't him.
Morey Amsterdam? Professor Irwin Corey?
hmmmmmmmm................ was this a caucasian comedian or a black guy?
Robert Schimmel would be a good guess. Bill Mahr........ nah, he has carte blanche at the Playboy Mansion............. Gilbert Gottfried..........definite possibility.............. Richard Lewis, another good possibility.........
these are all older guys........ are there any good comedians in their 20's? seems like everybody is in their late 30's and older.
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 02:09 PM
I can't say- but let's just say he resembles Forest .........
Winetalk.com
11-25-2002, 02:26 PM
I am a GREAT FUCK!
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yeah, that's what she says
;-))
http://www.sergesmuseum.com/uploaded//_40A85C54_torrie.jpg
Peaches
11-25-2002, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by KBpimps@Nov 25 2002, 03:17 PM
I can't say- but let's just say he resembles Forest .........
Carrot Top! :bjump:
slavdogg
11-25-2002, 03:41 PM
KB, i was in Reno the whole weekend as well.
small world....
i'm yet to make it to the Rancho.
voodooman
11-25-2002, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by KBpimps@Nov 25 2002, 12:03 PM
Just back from the tradeshow/ Tahoe...
I was a guest this weekend at my friend, Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Carson City..
Doing some consulting on his web endeavours being that his HBO special airs after the last Soprano's there may be some traffic to be had real soon!
If anyone here at Oprano has the itch to go to the Ranch in January, please let me kow I can arrange for VIP accomodations on the property...
I also guarantee that if you should go..you'll get fucked like a rockstar...in fact I shared some time with a few rockstars at the ranch this weekend!
Amazing the level of professionalism, and the quality of the chicks...
They twisted my arm to at least sample the merchandise...is it worng of me to have sampled three at the same time?
I learned this weekend what I pretty much already knew..I am a GREAT FUCK!
:rokk:
I LOVE THSI BUSINESS!
hmmm, I think I need to go.
:inlove:
Mike AI
11-25-2002, 04:02 PM
Voodoo, I think we should have a Oprano Auction fundraiser to pay for a trip for you!!!
:P
Winetalk.com
11-25-2002, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 25 2002, 04:10 PM
Voodoo, I think we should have a Oprano Auction fundraiser to pay for a trip for you!!!
:P
approved...
let's do it at PHB2, when everybody is in the right mood
;-))
John_Cotac to do collections
;-)
KBpimps
11-25-2002, 05:58 PM
Slav- Voodooman
Anytime you need the hook up I'll get you set up in the mac daddy VIP House.
I can tell you this much
The SUN SPA ain't shit next to the ranch!
I am still smiling :D
Peaches :rokk:
voodooman
11-25-2002, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 25 2002, 04:10 PM
Voodoo, I think we should have a Oprano Auction fundraiser to pay for a trip for you!!!
:P
You wont hear any arguments from me Mike.
Let the Fund Raising begin.
:D :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:
Originally posted by KBpimps@Nov 25 2002, 01:17 PM
I can't say- but let's just say he resembles Forest .........
hmmmmmm............. i think i know who you are referring to. That surprises me, not that the guy is one horny bastard, it's just that the Bunny Ranch is still a whorehouse with lots of people around to gossip about who's doing what etc. This guy likes to rub shoulders with the horsey set too so it surprises me. There are tons of high caliber call girls if you got the money, dunno why he wants to be in a whorehouse.
Peaches
11-26-2002, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Mutt+Nov 26 2002, 01:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mutt @ Nov 26 2002, 01:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--KBpimps@Nov 25 2002, 01:17 PM
I can't say- but let's just say he resembles Forest .........
hmmmmmm............. i think i know who you are referring to.[/b][/quote]
pssst - I already got it right :agrin: )
Last edited by Peaches at Nov 26 2002, 01:49 PM
i don't think so Peaches. Carrottop is a friggin idiot, KB said it was one of his heroes. KB is too smart to consider Carrottop brilliant.
KBpimps
11-26-2002, 01:41 PM
let's just say
I cannot tell :wnw:
B)
My balls are back to being prunes and not raisins.
Anyone wanna go back with me in a few weeks I have more
Business to do there....really I do!
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