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Mutt
11-23-2002, 08:58 AM
By STEVE MURPHY
BLADE STAFF WRITER

TIFFIN - Adam Ports and three friends from Tiffin University thought
it would be fun to ride out into the country, set an old chair afire,
and toss it off the end of a pickup.

But the stunt turned terribly wrong when Mr. Ports, a freshman at the
school, fell from the truck's bed and suffered fatal head injuries,
authorities said yesterday.

"I don't know what they were thinking at that time," said Maj. Tim
Thwaits of the Seneca County Sheriff's Office.

Mr. Ports, 18, of Wooster, Ohio, died Wednesday evening at St.
Vincent Mercy Medical Center in Toledo, where he was taken after the
Tuesday night accident.

The stunt may have been inspired by the television show Jackass,
according to an incident report from the Seneca County Sheriff's
Department. In the program, which has been turned into a hit movie,
participants perform daredevil stunts such as setting themselves on
fire.

The report, written by Sgt. Brian Hescht, states that Mr. Ports and
three other students - Ryan Monahan, Steve Barnes, and Chris Bear -
"had an old chair in the bed of the truck, and their intentions were
to take the chair out somewhere and set it on fire. They were trying
to create some type of stunt like they have on the TV show Jackass, on
MTV."

Several teenagers across the nation have been injured trying to copy
the show's stunts. But according to Major Thwaits, Mr. Ports and his
friends were not mimicking Jackass.

"They were trying to create their own stunt, but they were not doing
anything they had previously seen on that program," he said. Major
Thwaits said detectives are still investigating what happened. In a
statement, a spokesman for MTV/Paramount said the television show and
movie played no part in Mr. Ports' death.

"The police report that was filed makes it clear that this incident
has no connection to any stunts performed on the Jackass television
show or film," Marnie Malter said. "The stunts in Jackass have been
performed by professionals, planned in advance and done with all
appropriate safety precautions. And we have gone to great lengths to
make sure the audience understands that they should not try these
stunts."

Robert Thompson, a professor of popular culture at Syracuse
University and director of the Center for the Studies of Popular
Television, acknowledged that the program has been blamed for several
accidents nationwide.

But he cautioned people not to be too quick to blame Jackass or the
entertainment industry in general. "It's so strange to me that
whenever anything like this happens, the first comment is, 'It's
Jackass' fault,'" he said. "When in the end, we have to remember that
Jackass didn't set the thing up, and it didn't make them do it."

According to the sheriff's department report, the stunt occurred on
Hopewell Township Road 123. Mr. Ports and Mr. Bear were in the truck's
bed, Mr. Barnes was in the passenger seat, and Mr. Monahan was
driving. A group in another vehicle followed them to photograph the
stunt.

Major Thwaits said the department turned over a digital camera to the
state Bureau of Criminal Identification and Investigation to see if
any images could be recovered from it.

Mr. Ports' friends said he and Mr. Bear lit the chair with hair spray
and a lighter, then kicked it off the back of the moving pickup. Mr.
Barnes told Sergeant Hescht that Mr. Ports took a running leap out of
the truck as it sped away at roughly 40 mph.

But Mr. Bear told the sergeant that Mr. Ports lost his balance and
fell as Mr. Monahan accelerated away from the burning chair.

Mr. Ports' friends took him to the emergency room at Tiffin Mercy
Hospital, arriving at 10:50 p.m. Seven minutes earlier, the sheriff's
department received a 911 call from a man who said his friend had
suffered a head injury at the Tiffin University soccer complex.

"We're rushing him to the hospital right now," the caller said. "We
need to tell them he's on his way. He's got a serious head injury, and
we're trying to get through town as fast as possible. He is not doing
well."

The dispatcher asked how the person hurt his head, and the caller
replied, "We were going to go to Wendy's, and he was going to jump in
the back of the truck and didn't know the truck was going to move, the
driver didn't know he was going. He jumped in and he caught his foot
and he slipped and bashed his head on ... the sidewalk."

When initially questioned by Sergeant Hescht, Mr. Barnes and Mr.
Monahan repeated that they had picked up Mr. Ports up at the
university's soccer facility and that he fell from the truck there.
But both later acknowledged that Mr. Ports was injured on Township
Road 123 during the stunt.

Yesterday, students who knew Mr. Ports said they were stunned by his
death.

"I never thought of him to do anything like that," said freshman
Ashley Sullivan, who was in several classes with Mr. Ports. "I don't
know how to handle it because I've never had a classmate have this
happen to them. I feel terrible for his parents because their son goes
away to school and they don't get to see him again."

In a campus office building yesterday, a group sat writing their
memories of Mr. Ports on paper decorated with smiley-face stickers.
One of the students, freshman Tiffany Hash, recalled Mr. Ports as a
warm, fun-loving friend.

"He was a caretaker," she said. "He took care of everybody else. I
don't know how many times he let me cry on his shoulder."

Miss Hash said she talked to Mr. Ports every day. "Today, out of
force of habit, I dialed his number," she said. "I hung up when I
realized what I had done."

Walter Zielinski, the university's vice president for student
affairs, said counseling has been made available for students. He said
he and Stephanie McLemore, the university chaplain, have spoken to the
students who were with Mr. Ports when he was injured.

"We have talked to them, and they've not violated any university
policies," he said. "We got them together in a room and said, 'We want
to help you through this grief process.'"

A memorial service has been planned for Mr. Ports at 3 p.m. today in
the Osceola Theater on campus.

Blade Staff Writer Erica Blake contributed to this report.

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Almighty Colin
11-23-2002, 09:27 AM
Survival of the fittest and vice versa.

Shann
11-23-2002, 11:08 AM
Hmmm this persecution of Jack Ass sounds similar to teenagers killing themselves because they listened to Judas Priest! Just as obscure.

Edd
11-23-2002, 12:02 PM
Yeah everyone today wants to blame somebody else - why can't they just blame the kid for what he did to HIMSELF?

I had a friend my freshman year in college who accidentally killed himself. He was at his girlfriend's house, goofing off on his moped trying to do wheelies and stupid shit like that - just horseplay. He fell off the scooter and hit his head on the curb, rupturing a vessel in his brain. A massive anurysm, the pressure and bleeding killed him in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

And nobody blamed anyone or anything for what happened - he did it to himself, albeit indirectly.

Today, we are a nation of pussies. Everything that happens is someone else's fault - something else is to blame. All the more reinforcing my misanthropy. :grrr:

Cal
11-23-2002, 01:28 PM
The fact that they were trying to DUPLICATE a stunt shown on Jackass doesn't mean anything?

I agree that blaming music or video games for people shooting each other is a little weak, but they were trying to recreate something they had seen in a movie. Like the kid who burned his pecker jamming it in an apple pie; I think everyone knew where he got that idea.

C.

Shann
11-23-2002, 02:39 PM
It's one thing to get the idea, it's another thing to follow through! LOL ESPECIALLY the guy who burnt his dick in the pie! That is not the message the director was trying to send i'm sure!

I love Jackass, one of my favorite shows! Be a cold day in hell when you see me bombing down a hill in a shopping cart though!

:moon:

MattK
11-23-2002, 02:45 PM
maybe this guy will get a darwin award:

darwinawards.com (http://www.darwinawards.com/)

:zoinks:

Peaches
11-23-2002, 03:11 PM
The fact that they were trying to DUPLICATE a stunt shown on Jackass doesn't mean anything?

Yes, it means the kids are idiots and fools. How many things have you seen on TV and in the movies that would have killed you had you done them? Did you do ANY of them? :zoinks:

-= JR =-
11-23-2002, 05:02 PM
well guys, i am shocked!

i think it is high time we started suing vehicle manufacturors for not making them more safe to jump out of while under the influence of a tv program.

and then go after paving companies for making highways too hard for flailing teenage bodies as they fly out the back of a truck, while trying to immitate a road runner cartoon.

.... and clearly, the bananas agree with me
:bjump: :bwave: :bdance: :bwave: :bjump: