Oprano Mini Drama Pt 1

[-= JR =-]

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince.
B)

the prince was VERY lonely
:(

One night, the prince went to a very big masquerade ball
:ph34r:

it was there that he met a beautiful woman
:wub:

But the womans father, the mean pirate... hated the prince
:matey:

So, he decided to have the prince "taken care of"
:snipe:

The woman was very sad.
:cryin:

As she held the dying Prince in her arms, she told him how much she loved him and gave him a kiss (with tongue)
:inlove:

It was just what the Prince needed and suddenly he regained consciousness and was ok.
:yowsa:

but the pirate was very angry
:grrr:

The Prince however, was in love... and did not care.
:nyanya:

and the bananas rejoiced
:bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:



Last edited by -= JR =- at Nov 22 2002, 02:19 PM

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by -= JR =-@Nov 22 2002, 02:16 PM
Once upon a time there was a handsome prince.
B)

the prince was VERY lonely
:(

One night, the prince went to a very big masquerade ball
:ph34r:

it was there that he met a beautiful woman
:wub:

But the womans father, the pirate... hated the prince
:matey:

Since he decided to have the prince "taken care of"
:snipe:

The woman was very sad.
:cryin:

As she held the dying Prince in her arms, she told him how much she loved him and gave him a kiss (with tongue)
:inlove:

It was just what the Prince needed and suddenly he regained consciousness and was ok.
:yowsa:

but the pirate was very angry
:grrr:

The Prince however, was in love... and did not care.
:nyanya:

and the bananas rejoiced
:bjump: :bdance: :bjump: :bdance:
JR,
you put tears on my face
;-))

[Cal]

The pirate could not understand their love, so he took the Prince into his chambers and demanded the Prince make clear his intentions.

:matey: B)

The Prince produced a ring the likes of which the pirate had never seen. The Prince claimed it was 14 karats.

:cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance:

The pirate, seeing that his sole daughter truly would be taken care of, and realizing the power of being the father of a future Queen, decided to subject the Prince to one last test. They began to drink.

:hic:

When it became clear to the pirate that the Prince was a strong and hearty man, and nearly his equal with the bottle, he consented and blessed the marriage.

:barfon:

And the people rejoiced.

:rokk: :rokk: :rokk:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Cal@Nov 22 2002, 03:22 PM
And the people rejoiced.

:rokk: :rokk: :rokk:
UNTIL....

The prince decided he really liked the Pirate's wife BETTER!

He told the pirate and the pirate laughed "She's mine!" :nyanya:

This made the prince very mad :steemed:

But he had an idea :bulb1:

He made the pirate's daughter eat a lot and wouldn't let exercise, so she got a really big butt :butt:

Then he realized he didn't like big butts - just old women, so he shot her :kapow: ..................

[Vick]

.... full of his love :inlove:

and gave her a very "special" facial :barfon:

[Edd]

the special facial :barfon:

caused the princess to magically loose the weight she gained :yowsa:

and making the prince again fall for her :wub:

but the princess saw thru his plan :ttth!:

and told him to shape up or ship out :tpe:

so the prince......

[Buff]

So the Prince was sent to the front lines by King Buff, who had enough of the stupid drama:

:kapow: :shooter:

The Prince was killed in the war, and ended up as Satan's bitch in Hell.

:devil:

The End

[Mike AI]

Gee Buff you sure know how to ruin a good thing.
You sure it was not supposed to be Queen Buff the


:moon: :matey:

?

[Buff]

I'm an assninja

:moon: :ph34r:

not a buttpirate

:moon: :matey:

[Mike AI]

Buff you could be an

:moon: :bwave:

Ass Banana

:moon: :steemed:

OR an Ass Sniffer

:moon: :heil:

Or an Ass Nazi ( ass Dictator)

[Edd]

:moon: :heil: Ass Nazi

That's GREAT MikeAI!
But I think Buff is right - he's an :moon: :ph34r:

:bdance: :redance: :bdance:

[Almighty Colin]

This thread = pearl?


:wnw:

[Dravyk]

And let's not forget ...

:moon::nyanya: Ass licker

:bulb1::moon: Smart ass

:devil::moon: Flaming asshole (nearly any anon)