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Uri
11-22-2002, 12:54 PM
Hot laptop burns scientist's penis

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/11/22...reut/index.html (http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/11/22/health.laptop.reut/index.html)

He must have been looking at OPRANO and didn't notice his dick was on fire.

:nyanya: :nyanya: :matey: :moon:
Almighty Colin
11-22-2002, 12:58 PM
Can he sue the laptop company ala McDonald's?
Cal
11-22-2002, 01:05 PM
...before zee Germans get here!

C.
Peaches
11-22-2002, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Nov 22 2002, 02:06 PM
Can he sue the laptop company ala McDonald's?
Let's not forget suing the pants and underwear company. He was wearing both and they did NOT protect him as they should have! B)

Now we can expect to see warning labels on laptops, pants and underwear. Like the ones on champagne bottles that tell you not to point the cork towards your face...... :zoinks:
Almighty Colin
11-22-2002, 01:09 PM
Warning labels? Isn't that Tipper Gore's department.
Peaches
11-22-2002, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Nov 22 2002, 02:17 PM
Warning labels? Isn't that Tipper Gore's department.
Hehehe - those record labels did a better job of selling that the record companies could have dreamed. The labels were nothing more than a "Buy me NOW!" sign for most kids :lol:
Vick
11-22-2002, 02:32 PM
Get your Hot Nuts!

Yes, I though that scientist in the story was crazy but the Doctor saw he's nuts
Edd
11-22-2002, 05:44 PM
The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

ok - WTF? Does this guy NOT have any nerve endings in his dick? I mean come on - I can't think of too many places on my person more sensitive to heat, pressure and other forms of duress than my Old Fella. Ice cube in the lap - he notices :zoinks: Molten wax (thinking of you there Dianna :awinky: ) - he notices :boohoo:

But this guy burns his dick on the hot bottom of a laptop and LATER discovers a blister on his willy and "remembers a burning sensation"? Whenever I have any sort of unscheduled "sensations" in that area I IMMEDIATELY inspect the area for the cause!

:blink:
ulfie
11-22-2002, 07:52 PM
Edd's penis is named "old fella"? hahahaha Might have to start a thread about what do you call your old fella... :D
Cal
11-22-2002, 08:00 PM
Better than calling your penis Old Yella'.

*slaps knee*

C.
Danny_C
11-24-2002, 01:54 PM
Maybe the manufacturer should be held responsible. They are marketed as "lap"tops... they shouldn't be getting that hot.
Edd
11-24-2002, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Danny_C@Nov 24 2002, 02:02 PM
Maybe the manufacturer should be held responsible. They are marketed as "lap"tops... they shouldn't be getting that hot.
or MABEY the SMART manufacturer whould REMARKET them as the first computer controlled electric irons!

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