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Ambergirl
11-21-2002, 05:51 PM
And then Came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without
form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of
the workers. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a Crock of shit
and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a bucket of
dung and we cannot live with the smell." And the Supervisors went unto
their Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very
strong, such that none May abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of
fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It
contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It
promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new
plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very
powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the
Plan became Policy.

And this is my friends is how Shit happens.

:rolleyes:
Mutt
11-21-2002, 05:53 PM
yes. exactly what i was thinking!

:wnw:
Edd
11-21-2002, 06:13 PM
And I'll nominate that as a Pearl if no one else will! :awinky:
President
11-21-2002, 06:17 PM
Must have been how I made some of my policies, dang it!

Go Figure!!!

:biglaugh:
Ambergirl
11-21-2002, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Edd@Nov 21 2002, 03:21 PM
And I'll nominate that as a Pearl if no one else will! :awinky:
LOL! Thanks Edd. :D
Phoenix
11-21-2002, 09:25 PM
good stuff :D
Winetalk.com
11-22-2002, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by President@Nov 21 2002, 06:25 PM
Must have been how I made some of my policies, dang it!

Go Figure!!!

:biglaugh:
Joe, is that Miller Light you hold in your hand?
;-))
President
11-22-2002, 09:35 AM
[QUOTE]

Why of course Serge :bjump:
Winetalk.com
11-22-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by President@Nov 22 2002, 09:43 AM
[QUOTE]

Why of course Serge :bjump:
you prick, you could have invited me!
I'd hold a bottle of Bourbon for ya!
;-)

talking of bourbon,
we are about to finish the bottle YOU bought 2 years ago
;-)))
President
11-22-2002, 10:13 AM
Well, Serge, one of these days we will get our parties coordinated so we BOTH can make it to them at the same time.

Wow, took you two years to finish 1/4 of a bottle of Bourbon!

Guess I'll have to come back down and bring another one so you have something to keep you busy for the next two years.
Winetalk.com
11-22-2002, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by President@Nov 22 2002, 10:21 AM
Well, Serge, one of these days we will get our parties coordinated so we BOTH can make it to them at the same time.

Wow, took you two years to finish 1/4 of a bottle of Bourbon!

Guess I'll have to come back down and bring another one so you have something to keep you busy for the next two years.
yeap, 2 years to finish it and...15-16 wine boxes went by in this time
;-)))