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dokk
11-20-2002, 04:22 AM
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PARIS, Nov 12|Published: Wednesday November 13, 12:05 PM



Three men carrying strange-looking documents who took turns locking themselves in the toilets before take-off on a plane leaving Paris for Hong Kong, were thrown off the plane after causing a terrorism alert.

It then became clear they had only been relieving sexual urges, airport officials said.



http://www.smh.com.au/breaking/2002/11/13/...FXVYV83G8D.html (http://www.smh.com.au/breaking/2002/11/13/FFXVYV83G8D.html)
Winetalk.com
11-20-2002, 04:25 AM
...and that was the exact reason why I refused to join 3 miles high club!
;_)))
cj
11-20-2002, 04:34 AM
my national pride is at an all time high right now



ONYA OZZIES!!!!!!
Timon
11-20-2002, 04:52 AM
Crew members then inspected the restrooms and noted what airport sources described as "suspicious white drops".

This information was passed on to police, who misheard it and thought the crew had found "suspicious white powder".


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Edd
11-20-2002, 10:06 AM
Voodooman - will this put a cramp in your travel plans at all? :awinky:
KBpimps
11-20-2002, 01:35 PM
I am just wondering about the "Columbo" type detective that get's on the scene and tests the suspicous white stuff by rubbing the substance over his gums....

That is so typical of every TV detective anyway could you imagine the look on his face?

to quote Brando from Apocalypse Now

"The Horror.....The Horror! :grrr: