How Will You Die?

[Shok]

Not to be too morbid.
Ever thought about how it all will end?

Freak gardening accident?
Stray martini pick in the eye?
Angry pack of squirrels?
"blue ice" through the bedroom ceiling?

any thoughts?

Personally I want to go like grandma, all cozy and asleep.
Not like the people kicking and screaming in the backseat of her car.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shok@Nov 19 2002, 01:07 PM
Not to be too morbid.
Ever thought about how it all will end?

Freak gardening accident?
Stray martini pick in the eye?
Angry pack of squirrels?
"blue ice" through the bedroom ceiling?

any thoughts?

Personally I want to go like grandma, all cozy and asleep.
Not like the people kicking and screaming in the backseat of her car.
Shok,
thanks for launching my new
"We'll cremate you alive" affiliate program!
;-))

[Nickatilynx]

Assasinated by a founder member of SPEWS. ;)

[Opti]

A teacher at school once said drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant :o

dunno why that one stayed with me... can't recall much else about him ;-)

[Nickatilynx]

How did he know?

[Opti]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 20 2002, 06:34 AM
How did he know?
No idea.. but he looked like the wolfman and i was about 12 years old... I was willing to take his word on most stuff in those days! :D

maybe he was really into that asphyxo masturbation stuff and did know something?!

[voodooman]

Looks like I will die in a fiery, highspeed combine accident.
:P

[*KK*]

LOL I'm sure there's at least one person that reads this board that would like to kill me, so I'd start the pool now ;)

[KBpimps]

I think it's becoming painfully obvious I will be gunned down in a flaming fury of bullets most likely at the hands of webmaster's who feel I am talking smack about them, or pornstars that were promised traffic for blowjobs.....

:matey:

[JerryW]

Originally posted by voodooman@Nov 19 2002, 01:50 PM
Looks like I will die in a fiery, highspeed combine accident.
:P
How do you get a combine to go fast, short of driving it off a cliff?


I'm planning to live forever, or die trying... :blink:

[TheEnforcer]

Actually, drowning is quite pleasant AFTER you get past the sheer panic part.

As long as it isn't being eaten by a shark I'll be happy!! :blink:

[Opti]

Originally posted by JerryW+Nov 20 2002, 07:17 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JerryW @ Nov 20 2002, 07:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--voodooman@Nov 19 2002, 01:50 PM
Looks like I will die in a fiery, highspeed combine accident.
:P

How do you get a combine to go fast, short of driving it off a cliff?[/b][/quote]
He might be on something else fast moving that hits a combine in a fiery accident! :ph34r:

[Shok]

I can see pornoman being beaten to death by a boy band.
Preferrably Nsync.

[Peaches]

I will have a heart attack from eating too much cheesecake and the ambulance won't be able to make it down my hill. The paramedics will attempt to walk down the hill and carry me up. This in turn will cause THEM to have heart attacks and there will be several dead country folk on the side of my mountain :bdance:

I've heard freezing to death is painless, but since few people are able to tell you how it felt to die, I don't hold much stock in what I've heard :awinky:

[SykkBoy]

I think I did an article about this a few years ago for The Chronicles....

I'm too lazy to look up the uRL at the moment though....

ok, off to comdex to mingle with the computer nerds..............

[Edd]

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.

Sayonara, Edd! :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

I have just realised how I will die.

From a freaking heart attack through being made to pay people for garbage traffic by Anthony!!!]

FECK!!!!

It goes against everything I hold dear!!!This honesty shit HAS TO stop!!!!

I have a rep to maintain


(see Screwed by sexhit thread)

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 19 2002, 12:06 PM
I have just realised how I will die.

From a freaking heart attack through being made to pay people for garbage traffic by Anthony!!!]

FECK!!!!

It goes against everything I hold dear!!!This honesty shit HAS TO stop!!!!

I have a rep to maintain


(see Screwed by sexhit thread)
I just realized how I'm gonna die.

It will be from sudden blood clots forming in my fingers and traveling up to my brain trying to keep up with Nick and him exploding about paying people.

That, or trying to carry his carcas after we pay. I have a weak heart, you know.

:P

[Nickatilynx]

Therefore the way to a longer life is....

Not paying!!!!

:agrin: :yowsa:

[dantheman]

I'm not going anywhere damnit, so your all stuck with me forever :rokk:

[ulfie]

I will probably be beaten to death by a deranged Baltimore Ravens fan. Oh, wait, I already cheated death on that one.... :yowsa:

[-= JR =-]

i am gonna die???
:unsure:

[Winetalk.com]

I hope I won't die suffocating because butt plug was inserted in my mouth instead of my ass!
;-))

..and I wish everybody the same thing
;-))

[Mutt]

:woo: Big C gonna get me!!!

face it, most of us are going to die mundane deaths. gimme that heart attack in the sleep........SIGN ME UP FOR THAT ONE!

Most guys want to go in mid coitus. It probably is the best way to go but i can't get over the embarassment of it all, lying there stone cold dead with a hardon and the emergency medical people showing up.

i think animals have it right, they go off somewhere to die alone.

[Shok]

Maybe a load of us will go out together.......ill fated webmaster cruise?

Me and Serge hanging onto to some giant silicone breats in the icy waters of the Bahamas.
I'm seeing a scene right out of Titanic.

Maybe an asteroid hits the PHB?

[Alex @ ISPrime]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 19 2002, 01:31 PM
Assasinated by a founder member of SPEWS. ;)
MUAHAHAHAHAHA that's some funny ass shit!!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shok@Nov 19 2002, 04:26 PM
Me and Serge hanging onto to some giant silicone breats in the icy waters of the Bahamas.
I'm seeing a scene right out of Titanic.

Maybe an asteroid hits the PHB?
hahahahahahahhahahahaa,
let's start practicing next time you are in Boca for Xmass dinner
;-)))


do we know anybody in Boca with lots of silicone?
;-)))

[Shok]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 19 2002, 01:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 19 2002, 01:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Nov 19 2002, 04:26 PM
Me and Serge hanging onto to some giant silicone breats in the icy waters of the Bahamas.
I'm seeing a scene right out of Titanic.

Maybe an asteroid hits the PHB?
hahahahahahahhahahahaa,
let's start practicing next time you are in Boca for Xmass dinner
;-)))


do we know anybody in Boca with lots of silicone?
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I'm thinking Bruce.....he hides them very well under those sweaters.

[Vick]

I hope to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did..........


Not screaming and kicking like the passengers in my grandfather's car :rolleyes:

[Shok]

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 19 2002, 01:47 PM
I hope to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did..........


Not screaming and kicking like the passengers in my grandfather's car :rolleyes:
Vick you dirty bastard, its grandmother not grandfather!!
:P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Shok+Nov 19 2002, 04:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shok @ Nov 19 2002, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Nov 19 2002, 01:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Shok@Nov 19 2002, 04:26 PM
Me and Serge hanging onto to some giant silicone breats in the icy waters of the Bahamas.
I'm seeing a scene right out of Titanic.

Maybe an asteroid hits the PHB?
hahahahahahahhahahahaa,
let's start practicing next time you are in Boca for Xmass dinner
;-)))


do we know anybody in Boca with lots of silicone?
;-)))
I'm thinking Bruce.....he hides them very well under those sweaters.[/b][/quote]
hahahahahaha,
he can be GOOD floatation device
;-))

Bruce, so you know, we are always thinking of you....
;-)))

[Torone]

They say you can't take it with you. I worked too damned hard for it, so I ain't goin'!!!

[Almighty Colin]

Assassination.

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Nov 19 2002, 01:15 PM
I hope I won't die suffocating because butt plug was inserted in my mouth instead of my ass!
;-))

..and I wish everybody the same thing
;-))
Those who commonly keep their heads up their ass may not be so lucky...

[cj]

I'd like to die from a sleeping pill overdose .....


what!?!?!? it'd be painless!!!

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by cj@Nov 19 2002, 07:09 PM
I'd like to die from a sleeping pill overdose .....


what!?!?!? it'd be painless!!!
Tylenol PMs.

[cj]

nah .... skip the tylenol, go straight for the codeine (sp?)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by *KK*+Nov 19 2002, 06:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Nov 19 2002, 06:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Nov 19 2002, 01:15 PM
I hope I won't die suffocating because butt plug was inserted in my mouth instead of my ass!
;-))

..and I wish everybody the same thing
;-))
Those who commonly keep their heads up their ass may not be so lucky...[/b][/quote]
Kimmy,
Shawcutie is giving lecture about
BlowJobs 101
from her personal experience...
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.p...01&pagenumber=3 (http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1096938#post1096938)
Working for SicCash gives a woman lots of opportunities to learn valuable skills and advance herself in business
;-))



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[cj]

Working for SicCash gives a woman lots of opportunities to learn valuable skills and advance herself in business
-----

(the moment they leave)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by cj@Nov 19 2002, 08:33 PM
Working for SicCash gives a woman lots of opportunities to learn valuable skills and advance herself in business
-----

(the moment they leave)
cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
;-))

...but I know somebody who did and his Non Disclosure agreement just expired
;-)))

[cj]

cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
------

correct, i'm placing my assumptions purely on 2 examples of women who have left to go onto bigger and better things ...

[MarkTiarra]

I'd like to pull a Yogananda and just consciously check out during a meditation. =] Feelin' good.. but I'm done here. See ya'll on the other side of focus. =]

[cj]

you smoking that funny grass stuff there mark?

:D

[SykkBoy]

I just hope, when I die, it's not printed in the newspaper by profession...

I don't want "Pornographer dies in a pool of urine and blood, Mysterious baseball bat found at the scene"

I'd prefer "Humanitarian with large tool's head found in dumpster....no suspects so far..."

[Tonda_WEGCash]

Originally posted by cj@Nov 19 2002, 10:30 PM
cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
------

correct, i'm placing my assumptions purely on 2 examples of women who have left to go onto bigger and better things ...
Hmmm...Ponders for a moment....Hmmmm.

Maybe? No, it couldn't be.


I wonder who those girls are???

[Lisa]

Can you die of sexual deprivation? :unsure:

[cj]

Originally posted by Tonda_WEGCash+Nov 20 2002, 12:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tonda_WEGCash @ Nov 20 2002, 12:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Nov 19 2002, 10:30 PM
cj,
how do you know?
you never worked there!
------

correct, i'm placing my assumptions purely on 2 examples of women who have left to go onto bigger and better things ...
Hmmm...Ponders for a moment....Hmmmm.

Maybe? No, it couldn't be.


I wonder who those girls are???[/b][/quote]
my mistake tonda, i thought greg had left .... ;-))))

[-= JR =-]

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
:unsure: i am gonna die? :unsure:
:unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

[Winetalk.com]

where is the life insurance salesman when you need one?

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 12:06 AM
Can you die of sexual deprivation? :unsure:
Look at me, Obviously NOT.
:(

[Edd]

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 12:06 AM
Can you die of sexual deprivation? :unsure:
You need something, Lisa? :yowsa:

[Lisa]

Look at me, Obviously NOT.

Good point. :nyanya:


You need something, Lisa?

SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 05:40 PM
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
Oh, c'mon - there's no need for someONE when you have someTHING :bjump:

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry :rokk:

[Edd]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 05:40 PM
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
Oh, c'mon - there's no need for someONE when you have someTHING :bjump:

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry :rokk:[/b][/quote]
Now Peaches - don't put limits on yourself or Lisa! Why settle for one when you can have BOTH!! :awinky:

[cj]

Now Peaches - don't put limits on yourself or Lisa! Why settle for one when you can have BOTH!!
----
OR

why settle on 1 someTHING when you can have a whole shelf full of someTHINGS!! (and a someONE cleaning the pool)

[gigi]

A teacher at school once said drowning is supposed to be quite pleasant :o

dunno why that one stayed with me... can't recall much else about him ;-)

Man, I heard the other way around.....that drowning was one of the worst ways to go.....

I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.

I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS.... :yowsa:

Most guys want to go in mid coitus. It probably is the best way to go but i can't get over the embarassment of it all, lying there stone cold dead with a hardon and the emergency medical people showing up.

My dog did this. 11 years old...humping my english mastiff who was in her first heat.....it was a very difficult day for us (and we still miss him).....but the fact is he keeled over while 'doing it'....and that just seemed to make it a whole lot easier to take.... :awinky:

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Peaches+Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Nov 20 2002, 04:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 05:40 PM
SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
Oh, c'mon - there's no need for someONE when you have someTHING :bjump:

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry :rokk:[/b][/quote]
<cough>

Bulllllllllllllshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:angry:

[cj]

Todd has been responsible for the continued plethora of bachelorettes in the adult webmaster industry
------


i agree its bullshit voodoo

everyone knows your the reason why women in the industry stay single!!!

:P

[Cal]

Originally posted by cj@Nov 20 2002, 04:32 PM

i agree its bullshit voodoo

everyone knows your the reason why women in the industry stay single!!!

:P
Hahaaaa!

They say some of the most dangerous man-eating creatures can be found off the shores of Australia.

Apparently one of them escaped and made her way here.

:yowsa:

C.

[cj]

nope!
i'm still on the shores of australia ;-)))

isn't the internet wonderful?!?



voodoo knows i love him, he just leaves himself open for an easy target ;-))) I personally think he likes the attention

[Toolz]

Originally posted by Lisa@Nov 20 2002, 01:40 PM
Look at me, Obviously NOT.

Good point. :nyanya:


You need something, Lisa?

SomeTHING I have...thanks to Todd. :P SomeONE might be nice. :rolleyes:
So what I gather is you're looking for SOMEthing on SOMEone?

So just Some? That seems to simplify the whole equation :)

[cj]

toolz, you got it ;-)

*some* of anything is basically what we are trying to say here ;-))))

[Edd]

Originally posted by gigi@Nov 20 2002, 06:44 PM
I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.

I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS.... :yowsa:
Gigi - I'll reserve the room next to mine just for you! :P

[gigi]

Originally posted by Edd+Nov 21 2002, 09:28 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Edd @ Nov 21 2002, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--gigi@Nov 20 2002, 06:44 PM
I will shuffle off this mortal coil quietly in my sleep at Mr. Edd's Geisha House and Tea Emporium on a bed of 40 naked japanese girls. The coroner will be unable to remove the smile from my face, and my remains will be placed in my private supercollider and vaporized in a massive implosion that will create "eddquarks" that disrupt the space-time continuium ripping a hole in the 4th and 6th dimensions.

I'm going the same way as Edd....except replace the 40 naked japanese girls with 40 males someONE's who are skilled with someTHINGS.... :yowsa:
Gigi - I'll reserve the room next to mine just for you! :P[/b][/quote]

Thanks Edd!

And can you please make sure my room is south facing? My "gigiquarks" will perform much better. :biglaugh:



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