I'm Such An Asshole!

[VooMan]

http://www.isjustanasshole.com

(VooMan strolls to the microphone wearing a J-Lo-esque low cut, cleavage showing, no back having, Versace designed dress, complete with jewelry on loan from Winona Ryder, compliments of Saks Fifth Avenue).

I would like to thank the Academy...

And my true love always, P-Diddy...

Murder, Inc. Records...

And of course Billy for that one outstanding night at "Light" in the Bellagio...

Thank you... Thank you all so much!

[Edd]

Vooman! Congrats on your recog as the #1 "Browneye" :blink:

:nyanya:

[Matt]

Wow!! I'm hot just thinking about that dress!! Why don't you ever wear that to the office??


Someday, maybe I can be an asshole just like you Voo, my hero...




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[Mutt]

:wnw: Vooman the Asshole

[Peaches]

Many congrats, Voo! I can say "I knew him when...." :P

[Mike AI]

Matt, if Voo wore that to the office and you came in after a long night of partying - you might find yourself with a sexual harassment lawsuit! :nyanya:

Voo - you are one of the TRUE assholes out there. Anyone who says different is a hole-hater!!

:biglaugh:

[Billy]

Heck with some of the things he has done in the past he might just make it to asshole of the month for Dec !!

That would put him in the running for asshole of the year !