View Full Version : Will I Ever Meet My Match?
EricP
11-03-2002, 12:46 AM
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
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Okay, now taking applications!
Must meet all qualifications listed above!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Mike AI
11-03-2002, 12:49 AM
Good luck buttercup!
:nyanya:
voodooman
11-03-2002, 01:10 AM
People People.
Eric and I share the same requirements.
Eric, I just hope it doesnt take you as long
to find your match as it has me.
Almost a year and a half, and Im STILL looking.
:cryin:
EricP
11-03-2002, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by voodooman@Nov 3 2002, 01:18 AM
People People.
Eric and I share the same requirements.
Eric, I just hope it doesnt take you as long
to find your match as it has me.
Almost a year and a half, and Im STILL looking.
:cryin:
Humm...
Yeah, I don't want it to take forever.
Okay, I will settle for 1 of the above!
But make it a good one!
Apply Here!
I swear that really does sound like my wife
ok at least she says a few of those things
I'll leave it up to your imagination to think which ones .....
and now you know why I get married :D
ok at least 7, 8 and 23 :agrin:
MikeW
11-03-2002, 01:26 AM
Yeah I'd say those are pretty strict requirements LOL. The closest I got was my 2nd wife ... she covered #'s 1, 9, 10, 11, 14 and 20 ... and on the #20 , her friends name really was Tammy. . hehehehe
but, thats only 6 out of 25 .. so needless to say, she failed miserably ;-))
:rokk: :rokk: :rokk: :rokk: :rokk:
Last edited by MikeW at Nov 3 2002, 02:36 AM
Mike AI
11-03-2002, 01:27 AM
HAHA Vick I was thinking the same thing about Kate...
NO MY Kate, not yours! :P
I reconginze a lot of that list, and hence the reason I got hitched!
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
MikeAi - isn't that wonderful he he he he
MikeW - those are some damn good numbers :rokk:
Timon
11-03-2002, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 3 2002, 01:24 AM
ok at least she says a few of those things
I'll leave it up to your imagination to think which ones .....
Just #5 would be my guess ;-)
ulfie
11-03-2002, 02:43 AM
The one thing I KNOW Mike and Vick's wives have in common...No dear, I'll stay home, you and Ulfie go to the strip club and enjoy yourselves, have some dinner while your out too, preferably at a really good restaurant, and if there's a football game I insist you go. :lol:
You 2 have great wives!!! I'm jealous.
aaah yes, the quest is harder on this side boys, trust me.
there's a good sex in the city episode about 'freaks'. men are freaks!!
thanks for the inspiration for a content feature for the upcoming 'adventures of julian' ;-)
who matches up?
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Dianna Vesta
11-03-2002, 07:01 AM
CJ CAN I PLEASE USE THAT ON MY SITE????
LOL- That's great! If so, can you throw me an ICQ?
ahahahahahahhahaha
Peaches
11-03-2002, 07:24 AM
Good list, CJ! Here's mine: :D
The perfect attitude for MY men:
1) Of course you need a new and bigger SUV/Car every 2 years - you go pick it out, I'll pay for it.
2) I'm bored - is there anything you need done to the house?
3) I think we need a vacation!
4) No, a month at the beach makes PERFECT sense.
5) I LOVE big asses!
6) There's no need for us to have pots and pans - we'll eat out every night
OR
7) Did I mention I'm a chef?
8) You want 1000 acres of land in the middle of nowhere? Wouldn't 2000 acres be better?
9) Merry Christmas! I got you a full house generator!
10) You sleeping in old t-shirts is fine - Victoria's Secret every night is just too much.
11) Don't worry about the dogs in the house - we'll just get new carpet/furniture when needed
12) Fresh flowers are perfect - get as many as you want.
I'm sure I can come up with more, but I just woke up - and Mr. Wonderful hasn't been found so I have to make my own damn breakfast!
:grrr:
Timon
11-03-2002, 08:06 AM
CJ, there are stats that claim that 1 out of 10 men is EXACTLY like that!
Unfortunately for you they're not too interested in women though :nyanya:
That's funny Timon ..... and true
Hey now, Timon - be careful there.... :angry:
CJ, I think I can handle 13 out of your 15 - is that good enough? :yowsa:
MarkTiarra
11-03-2002, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 2 2002, 10:24 PM
I swear that really does sound like my wife
ok at least she says a few of those things
I'll leave it up to your imagination to think which ones .....
and now you know why I get married :D
ok at least 7, 8 and 23 :agrin:
Vick, you da man!
I've heard these things from various different girlfriends but not one wrapped up yet.
So what are you supposed to do with a girl that USED to say those things but stopped? Seems to be the most common theme. =]
Mike AI
11-03-2002, 12:32 PM
Yeah Mark, you have to watch out for the old bait and switch....
Dianna Vesta
11-03-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 3 2002, 12:40 PM
Yeah Mark, you have to watch out for the old bait and switch....
Yea, it's pretty common with men too.
Men marry women hoping they will never change
Women marry men hoping they will
and both are usually wrong
Nickatilynx
11-03-2002, 05:19 PM
cj,
I think you should marry Anthony :)
ahahahahaha
Nickatilynx
11-04-2002, 12:11 PM
OK I'm sitting here with my Girlfriend Kkatz and we reckon she has done 21 out of 25!!!
hahahahahaha
I'm such a lucky bastard :)
Torone
11-04-2002, 05:51 PM
Definitely my 2nd ex-wife...too bad she's too old, now. :yowsa:
Torone
11-04-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Vick@Nov 3 2002, 04:42 PM
Men marry women hoping they will never change
Women marry men hoping they will
and both are usually wrong
AMEN!
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